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Wisdom for Body & Mind
Tue, May 13, 2008
 

Chinese Horoscopes:
The Pig

Pig: 1959 Earth, 1971 Metal, 1983 Water, 1995 Wood, 2007 Fire
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Pig in 2008 - Conserve your strength and store up your energies. Increase your efficiency. Make efforts to enrich yourself. Do everything to improve your efficiency, abilities and skill set. Do things wisely. Mostly, work hard to improve your efficiency, especially at your job. Your health outlook is poor. Many small ailments will harangue you. Don’t make a big deal of these. They are just storms in a teacup. Getting plenty of sleep is the best medicine for you this year.

2/4-3/5: A time of transformation leaves you puzzled and unsettled, out of your head.  You don’t know how to manage your own stuff.  Don’t be hurried, anxious or worried. Be calm and patient. 

3/5-4/5:  Your boss will use you frequently, so get that promotion now.  Show off at work.  Use your authority. 

"I respect my limitations, but I don't use them as an excuse."
Pig Stephen R. Donaldson

"On the soft bed of luxury most kingdoms have expired."
Pig Edward Young

"My favorite thing is to go where I've never been."
Pig Diane Arbus

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
Pig Henny Youngman

"To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse."
Pig John Quincy Adams

"At the rate we're going, the 21st century looks pretty clear. It's going to be pretty violent."
Pig Edward James Olmos

"Most people are prisoners, thinking only about the future or living in the past. They are not in the present, and the present is where everything begins."
Pig Carlos Santana

"I praise those ancient Chinamen, who left me a few words, usually a pointless joke or a silly question."
Pig Philip Whalen

"Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever."
Pig Lance Armstrong

"You have to be able to let yourself look silly, and I'm comfortable with that."
Pig Christina Applegate

"I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it."
Pig Dudley Moore

"They say, in the Japanese culture, in their belief system, when you speak somebody's name who's departed, they're there, they exist."
Pig E. B. White

"When you take a flower in your hand and really look at it, it's your world for the moment."
Pig Georgia O’Keefe

"They say, in the Japanese culture, in their belief system, when you speak somebody's name who's departed, they're there, they exist."
Pig Bob Weir

"You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't, you do the next best thing. You back up but you don't give up."
Pig Chuck Yeager

"Things are always at their best in their beginning."
Pig Blaise Pascal

" One man with courage makes a majority. "
Pig Andrew Jackson

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' "
Pig Paula Poundstone

"I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining."
Pig Jane Wagner

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
Pig Dave Barry

"Victory is not won in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later win a little more."
Pig Louis L'Amour

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." Pig Dave Barry

"Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time."
Pig Ginger Rogers

"In all activities it is only essential to understand one's own mind clearly"
Pig Ming-pen

"I think of art, at its most significant, as a DEW line, a Distant Early Warning system that can always be relied on to tell the old culture what is beginning to happen to it."
Pig Marshall McLuhan

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
Pig Henry Kissinger

"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up." Pig Florence Griffith Joyner

"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up."
Pig Florence Griffith Joyner

"Life is short. Time is fleeting. Realize the Self. Purity of the heart is the gateway to God. Aspire. Renounce. Meditate. Be good; do good. Be kind; be compassionate. Inquire, know Thyself."
Pig Sivananda

"Being born of, or reincarnated from, royalty is nothing like being blessed. Royalty is inherited from another human being; blessedness comes from God."
Pig Duke Ellington

"Liberate the minds of men and ultimately you will liberate the bodies of men."
Pig Marcus Garvey

"If you don't learn history accurately, how can you learn?"
Pig Maya Ying Lin

"Stories don't have a middle or an end any more. They usually have a beginning that never stops beginning."
Pig Steven Spielberg

"Do unto others, then run."
Pig Benny Hill

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Pig Lucille Ball

"The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong."
Pig David Letterman

"The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style."
Pig Fred Astaire

"Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also."
Pig Carl Jung

"We become what we do."
Pig Chiang Kai-Shek

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. "
Pig Woody Allen

"...Man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated."
Pig Ernest Hemingway

"You're thinking about the next chapters of your lives."
Pig Hillary Rodham Clinton

"There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever."
Pig Alfred Hitchcock

"I try to do the right thing at the right time. They may just be little things, but usually they make the difference between winning and losing."
Pig Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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