Chinese Horoscopes: The Monkey

Monkey: 1920 Metal, 1932 Water, 1944 Wood, 1956 Fire, 1968 Earth, 1980 Metal, 1992 Water, 2004 Wood
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Monkey in 2010 - There will be a sudden change of everything. Be ready. This is a year of suffering. The way to survive is to endure it all with a low-key attitude. Don’t be swayed. Don’t listen to only one side of the issue. Listen to all sides, including those that directly oppose your philosophy. You must seek serious treatment for any sickness that you contract.

1932: Don’t be stubborn.  If you fail to listen to others, you will suffer a loss.  1944: Treat all public affairs of all governments carefully.  It’s more ominous than propitious.  1956: Luck will come but there will be frustrations.  Don’t get slaphappy or the good will go sour.  1968: You will fail if you talk too much and get sick if you don’t watch your diet.  1980: You’ll meet villains.  Broken luck will be frustrating.  You might as well learn a new skill.  1992: Don’t do the adventurous thing or a great disaster will result.


12/7-1/5: Life is good.  However, some great work opportunities will be followed by those with villainous intentions.  Exercise carefulness.  Guard against betrayal. 

1/5-2/4: This is not a regular-way-of-life month for you.  Know how to protect your health.  Exercise regularly and get plenty of rest.

2/4-3/6: Don’t let unfavorable forecasts throw you into disarray from the start.  Be calm and layout your overall arrangement reasonably.   

3/6-4/5: A test of patience will make you strong.  Distinguish between the important and the emergency. 

"Skating takes up 70 percent of my time, school about 25 percent.  Having fun and talking to my friends, 5 percent.  It's hard.  I envy other kids a lot of things, but I get a guilt trip when I'm not training."
Monkey Michelle Kwan

"I was happy I heard some fans cheer for me, and it's good to go out there…Hopefully I will be here next year."
Monkey Chien-Ming Wang

"I've always had way too much energy so I'm always looking for new things to do to channel that energy."
Monkey Channing Tatum

"I’m going to stand up tall, head up high"
Monkey T. I.

"New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common."
Monkey John Locke

"The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity by a nation's proverbs, fables, folk sayings and quotations."
Monkey William Feather

"Always be a little kinder than necessary."
Monkey James M. Barrie

"Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible."
Monkey Stonewall Jackson

"Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit."
Monkey Bertrand Russell

"Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts."
Monkey Edward Murrow

"I go to work the minute I open my eyes."
Monkey Lynda Barry

"Don't give advice unless you're asked."
Monkey Amy Strum Alcott

"We've got to realize we are the future and we make of our future what we make of it, and ultimately we have to do it for ourselves."
Monkey Chelsea Clinton

"Creative people have to be fed from the divine source.  I have to get fed.  I had to get filled up in order to pour out."
Monkey Johnny Cash

"For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal."
Monkey Carl Bernstein

"In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for."
Monkey Elijah Wood

"Consider the merits of the knife.  In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him.  A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness."
Monkey Molly Ivins

"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight."
Monkey Rita Rudner

"We are all trying to get the exact style of ourselves."
Monkey Michael McClure

"To have what we want is riches; but to do without is power."
Monkey George MacDonald

"Realism is a bad word. In a sense everything is realistic. I see no line between the imaginary and the real."
Monkey Federico Fellini

"Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them."
Monkey John Updike

"There's a way of playing safe, there's a way of using tricks and there's the way I like to play which is dangerously where you're going to take a chance on making mistakes in order to create something you haven't created before."
Monkey Dave Brubeck

"No endeavor that is worthwhile is simple in prospect. If it is right, it will be simple in retrospect."
Monkey Edward Teller

"Some people say that I have an attitude. Maybe I do. But I think that you have to. You have to believe in yourself when no one else does. That makes you a winner right there."
Monkey Venus Williams

"The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else."
Monkey Martina Navratilova

"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't."
Monkey Carrie Fisher

" Fighting, to me, seems barbaric. I don't really like it. I enjoy out-thinking another man and out-maneuvering him, but I still don't like to fight. "
Monkey Sugar Ray Robinson

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."
Monkey Rowan Atkinson

"In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid."
Monkey Simone de Beauvoir

"I wish I knew what I know now before."
Monkey Rod Stewart

"As the biggest library if it is in disorder is not as useful as a small but well-arranged one, so you may accumulate a vast amount of knowledge but it will be of far less value than a much smaller amount if you have not thought it over for yourself."
Monkey Arthur Schopenhauer

"After all, the ultimate goal of all research is not objectivity, but truth."
Monkey Helene Deutsch

"Mind is beyond measure. Things are given beyond measure. Moreover, in giving, mind transforms the gift and the gift transforms mind."
Monkey Kigen Dogen

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
Monkey Elizabeth Taylor

"It is essential that we enable young people to see themselves as participants in one of the most exciting eras in history, and to have a sense of purpose in relation to it."
Monkey Nelson Rockefeller

"It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well."
Monkey Rene Descartes

"There is no such thing as having it all - you have to decide whether your emotional happiness takes precedence over your career and fame, or whether you cannot live without the limelight."
Monkey Fiona Fullerton

"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else."
Monkey Umberto Eco

"The world has narrowed to a neighborhood before it has broadened to brotherhood."
Monkey Lyndon Johnson

"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
Monkey Harry Truman

"The world is what it is; men who are nothing, who allow themselves to become nothing, have no place in it."
Monkey V.S. Naipaul

"In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show." Monkey Timothy Leary

"I've simply been brought up being knocked down."
Monkey Buster Keaton

"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."
Monkey Julius Caesar

"Creative people have to be fed from the divine source. I have to get fed. I had to get filled up in order to pour out."
Monkey Johnny Cash

"I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to see mankind live together - black, white, Chinese, everyone - that's all."
Monkey Bob Marley

"All for one, one for all, that is our device."
Monkey Alexandre Dumas

"I consider myself blessed. I consider you blessed. We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up."
Monkey Sugar Ray Leonard

"With thee conversing I forgot all time."
Monkey John Milton

"In a rich society, no one should be allowed to suffer from deprivation such as homelessness, starvation and illness."
Monkey John Kenneth Galbraith

"The deeper interior you have the more you have in your library."
Monkey Jacqueline Bisset

"Train up a fig-tree in the way it should go, and when you are old sit under the shade of it."
Monkey Charles Dickens

"The deeper interior you have the more you have in your library."
Monkey Jacqueline Bisset

"I consider myself blessed. I consider you blessed. We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up."
Monkey Sugar Ray Leonard

"With thee conversing I forgot all time."
Monkey John Milton

"In a rich society, no one should be allowed to suffer from deprivation such as homelessness, starvation and illness."
Monkey John Kenneth Galbraith

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