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    Kung Fu Magazine rated #5 on FHM's 50 Most Absurd Moments in Rock

    Check out the NOV 2003 issue of FHM (Halle Berry on cover) and you'll find our May June 2003 issue listed on page 120. They think Lou looks "utterly ridiculous wielding a samurai sword." Samurai sword indeed. This is a samurai sword. Lou used our Dragon Well sword.

    So far, we've only received two letters complaining about Lou Reed on the cover (we published them in our SO & ND 2003 issues.) We expected there would be a few, but in terms of bringing more spotlight to CMA, covering Reed has far exceeded our expectations already. FHM coverage - yeah baby - if only I can borrow some of their models for our got qi? girls. BTW, have you seen our new got qi? long sleeves, mug, sweats and hoody? Get yours now before Halle Berry does!
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    Thumbs up

    Halle can get mine anytime.

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    Halle Could USE a better shirt...

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    That doesn't even look like Halle Berry.
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    That doesn't even look like Halle Berry.
    it's not. it's oso in guise.

    regardless, it's fhm -- an industry-specific publication. what's its industry? men who can't figure things out for themselves. if a dude can't figure out how to dress well, a magazine won't help. if a dude can't figure out how to please a woman, he's not going to learn froma magazine (maybe he should ask ... the woman he's with?) and if he can't get a woman, a magazine won't help unless he needs stroke material -- and there are more industry-specific magazines for that.

    anyhoo, props to kfm for the recognition -- and for showing what kind of ass puppets work for fhm.
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    fhm ranks as one of the top 5 absurd mags anyway.
    just below ikf
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    FHM at KFM

    When I picked up the issue yesterday, our publisher Gigi said she'd never even heard of FHM. I replied, of course not, you're not a guy. Now our office is littered with magazines, ours, our competitors, chinese mags, the last issue of Entertainment Weekly, all sorts of mags, you name it. Now that FHM is in the pile, every single guy who comes in here picks that one up. They leaf through it for quite a while until we tell them about the FHM feature. They are always amused, but are soon distracted back into the rest of FHM. What can I say? Guys will be guys and what guy won't be distracted in an issue of FHM.

    FWIW, I'm very pleased about FHM's coverage. Anytime CMA can penetrate the mainstream, that's a good thing. Especially if that penetration is coutesy of KFM. And maybe, just maybe, some of the FHM babes will realize that they should come by our office and we'd be more than happy to shoot them in our got qi? shirt. Halle, you listening to me?

    BTW, anyone know who's doing the choreography for catwoman?
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    Hello Margie! And 4 ear rings I see.
    I have a signature.

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    Catwoman movie will suck if that's the costume. And wtf have they done to Halle, painted her white??!! Seriously she looks white, this pic freaks me out
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    Once again - that AIN'T Halle Berry. No freakin' way.
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    looks like she's doin a Jackson......


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    if thats Halle Berry, then im John Bolton

    but anyways, Halle always looked white

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    HA HA HA HA HA
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

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    Halle white?

    Well, they probably wouldn't have given her that Oscar if she looked too black. Still, slap a 'got qi?' shirt on her and we'll put her on the cover. Nothing would catapult CMA into the public eye better if some women like Halle started promoting it for a better body. Look at what Madonna did for Yoga. I keep hoping that one of these Kill Bill/Charlie's Angels/Alias femme fatales will jump the bandwagon and espouse the training for more than just movie stunts. Anything to bring more hotties to Kung Fu is a good thing.
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    Anything to bring more hotties to Kung Fu is a good thing.
    Gene just clubbed correct in the head and brought it back to the cave...
    practice wu de


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