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    Alien versus Ninja

    I just caught the ending of Alien versus Predator on some late night Spanish TV station. It was pretty entertaining.

    Nikkatsu sells Alien Vs Ninja to UK and Thailand
    10 November, 2009 | By Jason Gray

    Japanese studio Nikkatsu has sold Alien Vs Ninja to Revolver Entertainment for the UK and M Pictures for Thailand.

    Written and directed by Seiji Chiba, the special effects-laden film is set many centuries ago and follows a band of ninjas doing battle with aliens who crash land in Japan. It stars Masanori Mimoto, Shuji Kashiwabara, Donpei Tsuchihira and Mika Hijii.

    The action direction is handled by Yuji Shimomura and Kensuke Sonomura, prolific stuntmen and action choreographers who are now branching out into Asian and US productions.

    The sale marks Nikkatsu’s first deal with London and L.A.-based Revolver. M Pictures previously picked up rights for The Machine Girl.

    As reported on ScreenDaily, Alien Vs Ninja is the first title for Nikkatsu’s newly-established extreme gore-action film label Sushi Typhoon. Nikkatsu showed buyers a one-minute promo reel for Alien Vs Ninja and is currently negotiating deals with other territories.

    Headed by Yoshinori Chiba, Sushi Typhoon will produce titles by cult directors, including Sion Sono, Noboru Iguchi and Takashi Miike, for overseas audiences.
    AFM 09: First Up From Sushi Typhoon, ALIEN VS NINJA!
    by Todd Brown, November 5, 2009 4:44 AM

    Fresh on the heels of yesterday's announcement of the brand new Sushi Typhoon label of cult excess from Japan's Nikkatsu Corporation comes the specifics of the first product of the new label. From writer-director Seiji Chiba and action director Yuji Shimomura - the writer and director of Death Trance, respectively - comes Alien Vs Ninja!

    Once upon a time in Japan, there was a band of great Ninja warriors led by Yamata called Iga Ninja. One day they witness a flash in the sky and a roaring giant ball of fire crashes into the distant forest. The warriors rush into the deep woods in an attempt to identify the mysterious fireball. There, instead of finding predictable enemies, they are stunned to face never-seen-before creatures with claws and fangs, the aliens! The hungry brutal aliens start to savage and feast on the Ninja warriors, leaving only a few to survive. Yamata and his warriors swear to avenge their comrades' deaths and risk their lives to challenge the aliens. However, none of the Ninja weapons, neither their swords nor their throwing stars, has any affect on the alien warriors. Now the Japanese greatest Iga Ninja face the biggest challenge ever!

    Masanori Mimoto, Shuji Kashiwabara, Donpei Tsuchihira, Mika Hiji, Yuki Ogoe and Ben Hiura star. And thought the film is still in post, Nikkatsu are showing a raw-footage promo reel here that features lots of blood, lots of action and, yes, lots of ninjas. If you're thinking Predator as filtered through Tokyo Gore Police, you're not far off.
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    that is possibly one of the most bad ass things i have ever heard tell of.

    i will pay to watch this, then i will pay to own it.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Bah, Ogami Itto would own the whole Alien civilization !
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    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Bah, Ogami Itto would own the whole Alien civilization !
    Daigoro would help !
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    Did I ever tell you I saw a Japanese porno version of Lone wolf and cub?
    It was one of those "samurai porn" videos and it was freaking funny !
    Nude ninjettes with some serious ground grappling moves !
    Itto had quite the dotanuki on him, LOL !!
    Those wacky japanese !
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    rofl thats hillarious.

    one time on youtube i saw a wuxia porn thing. it was very non graphic, but it was still funny as all hell. they were in traditional garb, flying around from tree to tree screwing, and the guy was calling out his moves like an old shaw flick. classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    rofl thats hillarious.

    one time on youtube i saw a wuxia porn thing. it was very non graphic, but it was still funny as all hell. they were in traditional garb, flying around from tree to tree screwing, and the guy was calling out his moves like an old shaw flick. classic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKAhTseleNQ

    enjoy my brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    thats it!

    LOL INVINCIBLE MOUTH !!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    thats it!

    LOL INVINCIBLE MOUTH !!!!!!!!!!
    My google fu knows no defeat !!
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    ha, no doubt. hey use your massive google fu to find out what cover of this magazine RZA was on. i swear i looked at every cover back to 2004 and i cant find him on any.



    i really want to enter the contest for his new book and thats the secret question !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    ha, no doubt. hey use your massive google fu to find out what cover of this magazine RZA was on. i swear i looked at every cover back to 2004 and i cant find him on any.



    i really want to enter the contest for his new book and thats the secret question !
    I don't knwo who that is...

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    yep thats him....

    see check the contest question out.

    i cant figure it out lol

    its autographed and i really want it
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Did I ever tell you I saw a Japanese porno version of Lone wolf and cub?
    It was one of those "samurai porn" videos and it was freaking funny !
    Nude ninjettes with some serious ground grappling moves !
    Itto had quite the dotanuki on him, LOL !!
    Those wacky japanese !
    That was Hanzo the Razor, the same actor was Zatoichi, the blind swords men.

    his brother played Lone Wolf.

    Small world.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    yep thats him....

    see check the contest question out.

    i cant figure it out lol

    its autographed and i really want it
    **** i shouldnt tell you this cause i really really desperatley want an autographed copy. but i always lose, so ill say it was 2000-01 just search the back issues, here on the site thats what i did.

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    That is real funny!
    Here are some titles:
    1. Cunningfu
    2. Tonguefu
    3. The Art of Lickfu
    4. Upside Down Cunning Master or Mistress
    5. Cunning Tongue Master
    6. Incredible Lightness of Fellagio

    It's late!

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