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Old 09-26-2007, 02:34 PM
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metally disturbed ninja stabs parents

http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news...0ab138d&rss=59
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Old 09-26-2007, 04:49 PM
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And people say ninjas can't fight. He took out 2 people.
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:05 PM
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'Metally' disturbed?

He obviously hasd too much iron in his body. His parents had too much steel.

Good job he wasn't mentally disturbed - could have done some real damage.
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Old 09-27-2007, 02:09 PM
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i thought it would be a ninja with mercury poisening...

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Old 09-27-2007, 02:45 PM
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"he was last seen wearing a blue bath robe"


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Old 09-27-2007, 03:28 PM
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Old 09-27-2007, 03:33 PM
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this Ninja killed also a famous kung fu master...

footage of the actuall killing (please dont watch if under 25)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWo497Dy9ec
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Old 09-27-2007, 03:48 PM
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LOL, really? I didn't read it all the way...funny, guess it was mercury then.
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I think it was Takeshi...
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No, it was Robert Hamburger, author of "REAL Ultimate Power". He had major parental issues.

Oh, and a thing for ninjas, too.

Warning: I read this book about a month ago, and now think that John Takeshi was a hack. You'll find it in the humor section of your local bookstore. The first half had me in stitches, but he fell off in the middle.

The Benjamin Franklin "peeing on Arthur Quimby" and "porking a turtle" section nearly killed me.

Although this Sutton guy looks like the kind of guy that would wear a ninja outfit and stab people.
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Old 09-29-2007, 05:24 PM
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THIS is payback enough for the "Shaolin Monks defeated by lone ninja" crap! Jk, this is...odd...
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