Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
Okay, y'all had your chance. Here be my review.

This is so Jackie millennium, as in a throwback to Jackie's Hollywood buddy flicks, but Knoxville is no Owen Wilson, not even a Chris Tucker, so there's no chemistry. Originally Seann William Scott was cast - he might've carried it - or someone like Neil Patrick Harris. All Knoxville did was make testicle jokes. srsly. He's got a fixation. You could easily redeem this film when watching it with your buddies by turning it into a drinking game: take a shot every time there's a testicle joke (shots to the testicles count - each one counts as a shot).
Obviously due to Johnny Knoxville having 'broken his pen!s" (torn his urethra) several years ago.

Although I'm not thrilled by Jackie's recent films, I would have considered watching this, if for no other reason than to see how Eve Torres fights in a JC film. But Knoxville's presence ruins any desire for me to see the movie. How anyone would consider him worthy to even be in the same movie as JC is a mystery to me.