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  1. 12-01-2009, 01:52 PM #1
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    This just in:

    The cast for the Cobra Khai has been selected from our very own Kung Fu Magazine. The following roles have been selected:

    John Kreese- Played by Sanjuro Ronin. "Sweep the leg" quote will be intact.

    Johnny Lawrence- Played by Masterkiller. Since he has experience in pretending to beat up asian guys.

    Bobby- Played by Hardwork 108. Since he is constanly either building up his Kung Fu ("But sensei I can beat this guy", or apologizing ("I'm sorry Daniel, I'm sorry) he will be perfect for the role.

    Dutch- Played by Bawang. Simply because Dutch was the crazy ass and I feel Bawang would fit the profile best.

    Tommy-Played by Dragonzbane76. Simply because only an MMA'er would yell something like "Get him a body bag"

    Special guest cameos will include David Ross as the referee (taking the place of Pat Johnson) and Gene Ching as the tournament announcer ("Daniel LaRusso is going to fight?!....Daniel Larusso ladies and gentlemen")

    All the actors' salaries will go to benefit the Glorified Pagan Kickboxing Fund.
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  2. 12-01-2009, 01:59 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by iron_eagle_76 View Post
    this just in:

    The cast for the cobra khai has been selected from our very own kung fu magazine. The following roles have been selected:

    John kreese- played by sanjuro ronin. "sweep the leg" quote will be intact.

    Johnny lawrence- played by masterkiller. Since he has experience in pretending to beat up asian guys.

    Bobby- played by hardwork 108. Since he is constanly either building up his kung fu ("but sensei i can beat this guy", or apologizing ("i'm sorry daniel, i'm sorry) he will be perfect for the role.

    Dutch- played by bawang. Simply because dutch was the crazy ass and i feel bawang would fit the profile best.:d

    tommy-played by dragonzbane76. Simply because only an mma'er would yell something like "get him a body bag"

    special guest cameos will include david ross as the referee (taking the place of pat johnson) and gene ching as the tournament announcer ("daniel larusso is going to fight?!....daniel larusso ladies and gentlemen")

    all the actors' salaries will go to benefit the glorified pagan kickboxing fund.:d
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  3. 12-01-2009, 03:43 PM #3
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    ralph machio could never throw a kick like that. good job kid.
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  4. 12-23-2009, 10:33 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug maverick View Post
    ralph machio could never throw a kick like that. good job kid.
    I can honestly say the appeal of the original was definitely not based on the action choreagraphy.
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