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    So, you rant, but refuse to give me one specific thing? All I asked was for a bloody keyword phrase.

    Whatever, mate.

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    "Do you use your Internal Kung-Fu during sex?"
    -only if she struggles.
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonH View Post
    So, you rant, but refuse to give me one specific thing? All I asked was for a bloody keyword phrase.
    Welcome to the world of MMA knuckleheads. There are others such as him here and they include Sanjuro ronin, Lkfmdc, Taai gihk yahn, golden arhat, Simon M, Anerleich and a few more.

    It is people like them that give MMA a bad name, while doing their best to give the TCMAs a worst one.

    But then I suspect that you were already aware of the fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardwork108 View Post
    while doing their best to give the TCMAs a worst one.
    Publications like Black Belt and Inside Kung Fu already do a pretty good job at that
    ... not to mention the countless schools and instructors with insane reasons for not sparring or other such nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianK View Post
    Publications like Black Belt and Inside Kung Fu already do a pretty good job at that
    ... not to mention the countless schools and instructors with insane reasons for not sparring or other such nonsense.
    I totally agree with you there.

    But fortunately the guys who print those mags donīt post in this forum whereas there are many clueless "masters" here who are here to push some MMA agenda at the expense of the TCMA way (and reputation) which most of them badmouth, one way or the other.

    It is fortunate that nowadays there are more traditionalists posting here and that means that some of these glorified kickboxers (who claim "kung fu" knowledge) are shown to be the clueless lot that they are and hence their reaction.

    There is nothing wrong with having a modern MMA approach. To each his own but some of these guys are actually putting down TCMA practices that they do not themselves understand, nor have any hope of understanding, in favor of the "modern" way, for reasons of ego and business (student recruitment from this forum and dvd sales, etc.) That is my beef with them.

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    This is just a guess....

    ...but most of you probably use your external kung fu power during sex, specifically the 5-knuckle shuffle

    On that note, some sad news:
    Adult film star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
    April 13, 2009, 1:54 PM EST

    LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A friend of adult film star Marilyn Chambers says the actress has been found dead at her home in northern Los Angeles County.

    Peggy McGinn says the 56-year-old Chambers was found by her 17-year-old daughter Sunday night and the cause of death has not been determined.

    Chambers starred in the 1972 film "Behind the Green Door," which was more widely distributed and attracted a more mainstream audience than the usual adult fare.

    Chambers, whose given name was Marilyn Briggs, was once a model for Ivory Snow. She was among the first porn superstars when the stag films of the 1940s through 1960s gave way to the more polished sex films of the 1970s.
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    5-knuckle shuffle
    priceless gene.


    when i was a teenager i use to read all those mantak chia books, like the multi orgasmic man. and actually it works, i took some of his siminars in cali too. i mean some of it is too out there for me but alot of the basic techniques can build your sexual performance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    ...but most of you probably use your external kung fu power during sex, specifically the 5-knuckle shuffle

    On that note, some sad news:
    Bummer. I liked her in that campy horror flick "rabid".

    That piece was just downright weird. And quite watchable! Although I wouldn't say it was one of her porn movies.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    ...but most of you probably use your external kung fu power during sex, specifically the 5-knuckle shuffle
    My girlfriend agrees.

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    This has appeared to have morphed into the "sex" thread.

    You know what I can't understand is America's fascination with the latest kidnap/rape/murder of young white girls. I call it the Jon Benet syndrome.

    There seems to be a new one about every other week and the media seems to just eat it up.

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    Blame it on egos that want to be puffed up by high ratings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    ...but most of you probably use your external kung fu power during sex, specifically the 5-knuckle shuffle

    On that note, some sad news:
    {{Marilyn Chambers}}


    ... and she was well worth watching as she flounced/bounced her way to lunch in Westport, Ct in the late 60s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    ...but most of you probably use your external kung fu power during sex, specifically the 5-knuckle shuffle
    as a married man, I resent that comment!

    (I don't deny it, I just resent it!)
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    lol im goin up to see my new lady freind soon and she likes to be spanked i figure il use my iron palm on her ass lol

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