Kung Fu is Dead

[Xiao3 Meng4]

All the real masters switched to ping pong.

[Hebrew Hammer]

Well said, you can tell lots of thought went into your hypothesis.

[David Jamieson]

kungfu isn't dead, it's just that there are few people who have it.

[goju]

kung fu is not dead its just hiding in a retirement home with elvis and jim morrison!

[Xiao3 Meng4]

Originally Posted by Hebrew Hammer

Well said, you can tell lots of thought went into your hypothesis.

Yes, my hypothesis was meticulously formed after hitting my funny bong.

kungfu isn't dead, it's just that there are few people who have it.

One of my teachers said "People want to learn to fight because they're afraid or want to prove something. So they go to a Kung Fu class, or a Karate class, and learn to fight. Once they learn to defend themselves, to no longer be afraid, what's left to do but dance?"

Some people dance in the ring, some people dance on the dancefloor.

kung fu is not dead its just hiding in a retirement home with elvis and jim morrison!

I thought it might have been. I went and looked through Batman's hideout instead, though.

[Lucas]

Kungfu wont die until the last real man draws his last breath!

[taai gihk yahn]

it's not dead; it just naked, bound and gagged in the trunk of my car;

[Lucas]

Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn

it's not dead; it just naked, bound and gagged in the trunk of my car;

just dont let us find it in a closet that way in thailand

[Yum Cha]

Dateline: KFM Online November 2009
KUNG FU ALLEGEDLY DIES, BUT NO BODY FOUND.

Widespread reports of the death of Kung Fu circulated yesterday, amidst a massive search for answers, no remains were found.

Mixed Martial Artist, Dikll Fahloff, said failure to embrace modern chemical training methods were at fault, shortly before he stroked out and was pronounced pickled at the scene.

Di Kune Ging Sik Gau See Master Trevor Fairy claimed he saw Kung Fu just yesterday, he swears, honest to God. He even got a tatoo! Unfortunately, a premature Chi Bomb explosion rendered his channelling of ancestors useless, and he can't actually locate Kung Fu for the authorities, at the moment, perhaps in a few years.

More reliable sightings have been reported by military and police authorities around the world, but nothing conclusive can be reported at this moment, due to differing reports from different organisations that don't seem to concur.

Authorities are still looking for people to aid in their enquiries. Hotlines have received a flood of calls, but most are turning out to be hoaxes. Police are urging the public to be cautious, as while Kung Fu may look unassuming, there is a risk of danger if caught under the wrong circumstances.

Report all sightings to your local authorities, do not try to apprehend yourself.

[Xiao3 Meng4]

Originally Posted by Yum Cha

Dateline: KFM Online November 2009
KUNG FU ALLEGEDLY DIES, BUT NO BODY FOUND.

Widespread reports of the death of Kung Fu circulated yesterday, amidst a massive search for answers, no remains were found.

Mixed Martial Artist, Dikll Fahloff, said failure to embrace modern chemical training methods were at fault, shortly before he stroked out and was pronounced pickled at the scene.

Di Kune Ging Sik Gau See Master Trevor Fairy claimed he saw Kung Fu just yesterday, he swears, honest to God. He even got a tatoo! Unfortunately, a premature Chi Bomb explosion rendered his channelling of ancestors useless, and he can't actually locate Kung Fu for the authorities, at the moment, perhaps in a few years.

More reliable sightings have been reported by military and police authorities around the world, but nothing conclusive can be reported at this moment, due to differing reports from different organisations that don't seem to concur.

Authorities are still looking for people to aid in their enquiries. Hotlines have received a flood of calls, but most are turning out to be hoaxes. Police are urging the public to be cautious, as while Kung Fu may look unassuming, there is a risk of danger if caught under the wrong circumstances.

Report all sightings to your local authorities, do not try to apprehend yourself.

Golden!

I bow to your wit and satire.

[bawang]

if kung fu was called chinese super manly ass wupping you wouldnt have all those arguing and drama

[Yum Cha]

Originally Posted by bawang

if kung fu was called chinese super manly ass wupping you wouldnt have all those arguing and drama

We have a motion before the board, Gene, shall we rename this,

"The Super Manly Ass Whupping Magazine Forums?"

Alternatively, we could explore permutations of the Large Genitalia concept...that may involve development of a new logo.

All in Favour, say AI-YAA!

[Lucas]

AI-YAA

just earlier someone asked me what kind of MA i practice. I said "super manly ass whooping"

that settled that

[bawang]

kung fu tournaments should judge a form by the degree of constipation and rage
killing rage+ holding diarrhea face = 10/10
butterfly kick and backflips 0/10

[Lucas]

Originally Posted by bawang

kung fu tournaments should judge a form by the degree of constipation and rage
killing rage+ holding diarrhea face = 10/10

one thing you never see in form competition is people being stopped and grilled "whats that technique for". at least not that ive seen, it must happen somewhere...

they should know all the answers to their techniques or not do the form.