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Are you free?
well, are you? all this qigong, taiji, meditation, granola crunching and tree hugging - are you free?
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id tell you if im free, but it'll cost you tree fiddy!
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Nor was once, nor will be, since is, now, all together, / One, continuous; for what coming-to-be of it will you seek? / In what way, whence, did grow? Neither from what-is-not shall I allow / You to say or think; for it is not to be said or thought / That is not. And what need could have impelled it to grow / Later or sooner, if it began from nothing? Thus must either be completely or not at all. ~ Parmenides |
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Have you seen the price of granola lately?
All that organic slow food is friggin' expensive.
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In truth, I don't know if I am free or not and I don't really care! ![]()
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SCOTT, me, Me, ME!! ![]() "...students will come to you with chains of concepts and an unskillful teacher will give them another chain of concepts to carry around and they're both happy!" - Sat Hon's teacher "If your eye is true and your mind unobstructed, there is nothing you cannot overcome, including a sword attack!" - Shoju ... what you percieve as a stagnant pool is really a spring fed well of abyssal depths. - uki |
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you're wrong! and it's just because I said so; or some guy in a book said so; either way, you're wrong! so stop living in books or just coming up with things based on your own experience without checking the books first to see if it's right; or both; or neither; whatever - you're wrong!
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卧 如 弓 坐 如 鐘 站 如 樁 行 如 風 Recline like a bow. Sit like a bell. Stand like a post. Walk like the wind. |
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really - Whole Foods? more like whole paycheck...
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卧 如 弓 坐 如 鐘 站 如 樁 行 如 風 Recline like a bow. Sit like a bell. Stand like a post. Walk like the wind. |
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Thank you for getting my head straight! ![]() I can see clearly now the rain is gone.......I can see all obstacles in my way......Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.........It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)........Sun-Shiny day! ![]() You are truly a reflection of your Master..... what was his name again??? Hen...Hen....Henderson......Hen.....Henny????? Henny Youngman? Oh I can't remember his name, but you know who I mean!
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SCOTT, me, Me, ME!! ![]() "...students will come to you with chains of concepts and an unskillful teacher will give them another chain of concepts to carry around and they're both happy!" - Sat Hon's teacher "If your eye is true and your mind unobstructed, there is nothing you cannot overcome, including a sword attack!" - Shoju ... what you percieve as a stagnant pool is really a spring fed well of abyssal depths. - uki |
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as if it were possible to be more humble or self-effacing than I <chortle, chortle>
you need real sifu for this; I am that sifu but not really can't teach you humans hahahahaha Quote:
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i woke up in 1995... i hope that explains it all.
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SCOTT, me, Me, ME!! ![]() "...students will come to you with chains of concepts and an unskillful teacher will give them another chain of concepts to carry around and they're both happy!" - Sat Hon's teacher "If your eye is true and your mind unobstructed, there is nothing you cannot overcome, including a sword attack!" - Shoju ... what you percieve as a stagnant pool is really a spring fed well of abyssal depths. - uki |
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![]() When you look up "humble" in the dictionary all they have is a picture of ME!!! ![]() I am so humble the word humble is actually spelled S-C-O-T-_ in its original language which, of course, is Scot_ish! ![]() Quote:
![]() Well if its FREE, I'll take two please, thank you very much!!!
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SCOTT, me, Me, ME!! ![]() "...students will come to you with chains of concepts and an unskillful teacher will give them another chain of concepts to carry around and they're both happy!" - Sat Hon's teacher "If your eye is true and your mind unobstructed, there is nothing you cannot overcome, including a sword attack!" - Shoju ... what you percieve as a stagnant pool is really a spring fed well of abyssal depths. - uki |
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I am free because I am bound by the rule of dharma. Oxymoronic enough for you?
jd
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chortles are NOT free; please remit to the purser; what does acne medication have to do with freedom?
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卧 如 弓 坐 如 鐘 站 如 樁 行 如 風 Recline like a bow. Sit like a bell. Stand like a post. Walk like the wind. |
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Why would I want to suck a rooster?
![]() Has this got something to do with you not having any teeth?
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SCOTT, me, Me, ME!! ![]() "...students will come to you with chains of concepts and an unskillful teacher will give them another chain of concepts to carry around and they're both happy!" - Sat Hon's teacher "If your eye is true and your mind unobstructed, there is nothing you cannot overcome, including a sword attack!" - Shoju ... what you percieve as a stagnant pool is really a spring fed well of abyssal depths. - uki |
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