Ok, how about "Kumbaya" then?
Actually though, I left out what I meant to be the 2nd part of my post, which was to say that the reason I stick around is that a lot of y'all are some funny mofos, and I appreciate that not everything here is taken to life-and-death extremes (though even the heated flame wars are entertaining, at times).
In other words, carry on chuckleheads!