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  1. 03-05-2009, 08:44 PM #1
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    Bowling is no longer bowling

    http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/play...p/?cl=12342000

    Someone invented a new bowling grip, and now his school is flogging all the 'traditional' schools.

    What's the lesson here?
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    That I need bowling lessons?
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    At least they are not swinging it between their legs.

    I see nothing wrong there.

    What's the lesson here?
    Tradition for the sake of tradition is ghey.
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  4. 03-05-2009, 09:04 PM #4
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    But my bowling teacher has bowled 3 perfect games with one hand!!! He has to be right. He cant be wrong!!!!!
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    But my bowling teacher has bowled 3 perfect games with one hand!!! He has to be right. He cant be wrong!!!!!
    He is not. and neither are they.
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    it's not real bowling, and if a real bowler played him he'd still win, because real bowling is still better, you've just never seen a real bowler, you're just truck drivers who play bowling only once in a while
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  7. 03-06-2009, 07:29 AM #7
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    See the traditional has been lost. The traditional one hand way was developed out of practicality. Bowling was originally a drinking game, so traditionally, it was no fun and pussified if you couldn't bowl with a beer in one hand. As time went bye people just mimic-ededed their teachers without knowing the application.

    See this new fangled two hand way is only good in the "lane". In the street what would this guy do if his cel was ringing at the same time? If he was thirsty at the same time? If he was surrounded by multiples and had to give gun point salutes and high fives while in motion? If his baggy jeans starting falling to his knees? cuz you know you can't bowl in the s7r337s without your pants barely hanging off your a@@. see? two-hands = nubbs.
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  8. 03-06-2009, 08:15 AM #8
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    glorified handball.

    no tradition there
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    meh, they're bolivians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake View Post
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    Look you knuckle head, stop trying to sell your hybrid bowling system. It takes years to master authentic bowling. Glorified bowling knuckle head.

    My teacher use to cross balls with many challengers, and he always left satisfied from victory
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exadon View Post
    Look you knuckle head, stop trying to sell your hybrid bowling system. It takes years to master authentic bowling. Glorified bowling knuckle head.

    My teacher use to cross balls with many challengers, and he always left satisfied from victory
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    this thread is filled with sarcasm and the win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolinlueb View Post
    this thread is filled with sarcasm and the win.
    That's because it'd devoid of mixedbowlers and Bowlingpinheads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    That's because it'd devoid of mixedbowlers and Bowlingpinheads.
    hahaha
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