Have the Glory Days of Martial Arts Forums Passed?

[Lucas]

Amusing aside: according to Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Handbook, the single most efficient and overall best weapon for dispatching the living dead is the monk's spade. TCMA FTW.

hehe.

but hey, what if its a vampire? does the spade still win out, or do we need something faster?

[IronFist]

Actually, a lot of the things I google search for turn up link to discussion on this forum.

That's pretty cool.

[Lama Pai Sifu]

only an enlightened individual such as this could have devised the unstoppable art of Krock Chew, the motto of which is "Assume the defensive by immediately springing into the offensive.")


personally, I luv the look on taiji guys faces when I tell them that high-level wrestlers, long the dumping ground for derision by all "serious" martial artists, train listening and sticking skills more effectively than they do...

Sounds like a barbaric art but quite effective as well..

Hmmm, would you attack someone if they asked you for, I don't know,..."the time of day" perhaps??

[David Jamieson]

Sounds like a barbaric art but quite effective as well..

Hmmm, would you attack someone if they asked you for, I don't know,..."the time of day" perhaps??

guy #1: "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

guy #2" haiiii yaahhhhhhhh

[lkfmdc]

The correct response to the "time of day" scenario involves an automatic umbrella and a screw driver, but I've already said too much

[taai gihk yahn]

guy #1: "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

guy #2" haiiii yaahhhhhhhh

you are obviously not versed in this art, as you allowed the aggressor to actually finish the question before dispatching him;

[taai gihk yahn]

The correct response to the "time of day" scenario involves an automatic umbrella and a screw driver, but I've already said too much

I thought that was in response to the "ninja credit card" scenario...

[lkfmdc]

NO NO NO

"Ninja Credit Cards" require the Chinese rattlesnake response

silly