Ou Ji expelled

[Ou Ji]

I hereby officially expel myself from Mai Ohn Wai for breaking the rules and starting a new style, Hong Hou Quan, without my permission. The reason I did so was due to the fact that I wasn't learning everything I knew.

Since I witheld information from myself I decided to move on in another direction and in no way associated with Mai Ohn Wai until such time as I invite myself back.

Please disconnect all synapse circuits associated with the knowledge of Mai Ohn Wai as well as all recorded information on all forms of media.

[libingshao]

LOL!!!!

Thanks for lightening things up!

Libingshao

[-N-]

Yes, but if HHQ and BJJ had a fight, which would win??

N

[Lu Bu]

Oh, yes...yes. Humor. I see. Hmmph.

[-N-]

Ou Ji,

No one will want to be your student. Takes too long to learn all the techniques of Infinte Monkey Style. They'll accuse you of holding out on them

N.

[Willow Palm]

Good times good times. Tell another!

[Frogman]

One time in Kung Fu Camp......

[Ou Ji]

Yes, but if HHQ and BJJ had a fight, which would win??

N

Hong Hou Quan will eventually win, as long as there isn't a time limit on the fight. Too bad those guys have pesky rules like time limits.

That's why we don't fight in UFC. The time limit is too restrictive.

[Ou Ji]

Ou Ji,

No one will want to be your student. Takes too long to learn all the techniques of Infinte Monkey Style. They'll accuse you of holding out on them

N.

But that's exactly how I keep all my students. They just keep hanging in for the next batch of moves. There's always one more set to learn.

H e l l, I've got an infinite number of techniques and sets. Almost as much as Shaolin Do.

[sean_stonehart]

What's a Sow Chow??

[Ou Ji]

What's a Sow Chow??

I'll tell you but first you have to pay for lessons. Plus buy a uniform, you can't learn without a proper uniform.

[sean_stonehart]

I'll tell you but first you have to pay for lessons. Plus buy a uniform, you can't learn without a proper uniform.

Dang! Decisions, decisions...

[Judge Pen]

But that's exactly how I keep all my students. They just keep hanging in for the next batch of moves. There's always one more set to learn.

H e l l, I've got an infinite number of techniques and sets. Almost as much as Shaolin Do.

You're catching up! Now I've got to go add some forms so we can stay ahead! Hmm, we don't do a two-handed jian. . . . .

[-N-]

Almost as much as Shaolin Do.

Of course, Shaolin Do is Mandarin for "infinity plus one".

N.

[-N-]

Hong Hou Quan will eventually win, as long as there isn't a time limit on the fight. Too bad those guys have pesky rules like time limits.

That's why we don't fight in UFC. The time limit is too restrictive.

That's what I always hear from you guys, "Infinity is too deadly to use in the ring...", "We don't point spar because no one can count high enough..." and on and on andonandon....

N.