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  1. 02-12-2004, 10:20 AM #16
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    Originally posted by yutyeesam
    skill level doesn't matter. what matters is how GOOD you look, how shiny your uniform is, and how loud you can scream.

    martial arts training is all about impressing the chicks.
    lol, tell it how it is!
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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  2. 02-12-2004, 10:22 AM #17
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    my kung fu is soooooooo good
    they call me
    THE GREAT SAGE EQUALLING HEAVEN



    I'm okay, im good at some things, and many things i need to improve on. i try to use what i learn in forms in sparring. its not that easy. im still intermediate
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  3. 02-12-2004, 10:22 AM #18
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    I can reach Super Saiyan 9 :-o
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    Red 5, I can tell you've been sparring .... Now who's the one who is agressive and calling BS all over the place?

    You must worship your teacher. None of that stuff you do (which I haven't seen) can work.

    Keep it up. Just remember that at one time you had an idea of what MA is and now it is changing. Two years from now you'll look at what you are doing now as stupid and inpractical.
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    Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
    my kung fu is soooooooo good
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    THE GREAT SAGE EQUALLING HEAVEN
    that's all? Pft, My Super Saiyan 9 could kick your THE GREAT SAGE EQUALLING HEAVEN's azz any day!
    You goin down foo!
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    one wack from my cudgel and you will splatter all over
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    Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
    one wack from my cudgel and you will splatter all over
    but the question is, which me is really me? my Super Saiyan teacher (who's name I can not reveal because it is forbidden(I was also forbidden to look at him)) taught me the way of the dopple ganger.
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    Originally posted by Kymus


    but the question is, which me is really me? my Super Saiyan teacher (who's name I can not reveal because it is forbidden(I was also forbidden to look at him)) taught me the way of the dopple ganger.
    I'll pull out some hairs from my side yell "change" and there will be many of me super saiyen :P
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    I would say my skill is pretty high. I can beat over 40 opponets on survivor mode, on the difficult setting. Against human opponets my longest winning streak was like 35 matches. I unlocked all the extra costumes and secret characters. I even beat the game with the slow grapplers.

    In fact if you challange me, I won't even dignify myself with a response. I simply hand you your controller and then destroy you. Then I go after your next of kin for bothering me.
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    Sheesh

    The original poster writes a well written honest question and it gets gobbled by the yabbering goofball hordes. KFO lives!
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    Lets see I can use a few punches and kicks.. does that count for anything.
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