Talk to Got Qi Girls

**shaolin kungfu** · 04-25-2003, 08:54 AM

oh god why!?

**eulerfan** · 04-25-2003, 10:38 AM

Fatherdog, that was the second Hasselhoff link you've posted.

Is there something you want to tell us?

**Shaolin-Do** · 04-25-2003, 10:40 AM

Poor father dog has watched too many episodes of "baywatch" and has gotten a Hasselhoff complex.
bahahaha

**shaolin kungfu** · 04-25-2003, 10:49 AM

The other link he posted was far worse.

Those poor wrinkly puppies.

**GeneChing** · 04-25-2003, 11:12 AM

I'm against animal experimentation. I mean, really, that's what we have prisoners for, right? Seriously how could you even begin to relate to a spider's trip? They have eight legs and ten eyes. They don't even have iron based blood. What possible correlation can you draw from a drugged spider web to a human experience? I've always been skeptical of those studes...

As for got qi? being off topic, well, you all realize that this forum is supported by martialartsmart.com sales. Someone's got to pay the rent. And got qi? is one of our major ad campaigns. Therefore the got qi thread couldn't be more on topic. You just got to see the big picture before you can talk about what the topic might be.

And there will be no more talk of gerbils and Hasselhoff. That's off topic and just plain wrong.

**FatherDog** · 04-25-2003, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by eulerfan
Fatherdog, that was the second Hasselhoff link you've posted.

Is there something you want to tell us?

Yes, I'm a sadist.

I'm not close enough to hit any of you, so Hasselhoff links that you're morbidly drawn to click on are the most efficient means of causing you anguish.

**GeneChing** · 04-25-2003, 12:08 PM

Actually it helps me understanding of this new form immensily to look at it from a zingyi perspective. Last night I tried it with more of a xingyi emphasis instead of the Shaolin coiling, and it worked for some of it. Thanks for the tip.

**M_ArtsMargie** · 04-25-2003, 03:11 PM

i agree y'all.

i'm back....yea...i know I was missed.

j/p

Do you guys remember that Barbie Song? Come on Barbie, lets go party! I heard that the other day at a friends house....for some reason...she still had that song. Is that song not the most funniest song you've ever heard. Come on!

Oh....have you guys heard Jimmy Fallons song Cause I'm your boyfriend ? Now that was funny!

**M_ArtsMargie** · 04-25-2003, 03:13 PM

Oooooooo.
Ahhhhhhh.

I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
But i'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause i'm an idiot,
and i'm your boyfriend, yes I am.

And i'm gonna take you out, leave my wallet home,
then i'll use you cell phone, baby,
long distance, and i'm your boyfriend.

Baby I know,
i'm a man who's made mistakes.
I've still got some learning to do.
I made out with your best friend the other day.
And now, we're best friends too.
Yeeeeeeah.

And I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
And i'm gonna screw it up, yeah, 'cause i'm an idiot.
And i'm your boyfriend, yes I am.

And i'm gonna get you a gift (Hey), but it's something I like too.
Hope you like this Norelco, Big Trimmer.
Has my name on it, and i'm your boyfriend.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-by.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up,
4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning!
Wake you up.

I'm an idiot.
Pick up the phone.
Come on.

Now look, let's get in my dad's SUV,
and we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad.
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep,
then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see.
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up.
How about, like, something like the Matrix.

Ooooooh. Ahhhhhh.

I can turn my boom-box up, and make the bass
smack the side of my momma's couch-uh. (Yeah!)
Hey baby, you like fine cooking? (Yeah)
'Cause you know what?
I got a Swansons dinner in the freezer,
with your name on it.
Check it out.

Yeah.

I've got a permanent wave, yeah.
I got an ogilvie home perm, baby.

Ooooo.
Ahhhh.

Uh!
I honk the horn.
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear ya honk it.
Come on.
And let me hear you say uh-uh. (Yeah)
Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh. (Yeah)
Let me hear you say uh-uh.
Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Oh-oh Yeah!

**shaolin kungfu** · 04-25-2003, 03:19 PM

For some reason jimmy fallon ****es me off. He can't sing and he's not funny.

**@PLUGO** · 04-25-2003, 03:31 PM

Got this in my e-mail the other day...

**Xebsball** · 04-25-2003, 03:33 PM

glad to somehow be of help in this mine epilogistic ages

**Xebsball** · 04-25-2003, 03:44 PM

One day a Ninja totally uppercut this kid that opened a window, then he heard the Barbie song playing from the kids room and killed the entire town. Then he said he did missed Margie, commited sepukku twice then went fun sparring with a cow, cos cows are mamals too.

**carly** · 04-25-2003, 03:49 PM

This one takes the cake:
50 CENT LYRICS
"How To Rob An Industry Nigga"
If my record don't sell I'ma rob and steal
You better recognize nigga I'm straight from the street
These industry niggaz startin to look like somethin to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff, "You wanna see her again?"
Get your ass down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****in an R&B *****
And I'll wake up early and bounce with all your ****
When I apply pressure,son it aint even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight, I can get that nigga anytime
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the nine
I'd follow Fox in the drop for four blocks
Plottin to juice her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4 mil? He got somethin to live for
Don't want no nigga puttin four thru that Bentley Coupe door
I'll man handle Mariah like "***** get on the ground"
You ain't with Tommy no more who gonna protect you now?
I been skeamin on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum **** around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
About to make Stevie J take off that tight ass mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This nigga weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son?
Ill catch P and Silk The Shocker right after the Grammies
And Will Smith and Jada ass down in Miami
Run up on Timberland and Missy w/the pound
Like you gimme the cash and u put the hot dog down
Had Da Brat with em, shoulda had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homey
I'm on that Treach ****, I do my +Dirt All By My Lonely+
I hit the studios take **** and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny ass rings
Tell Sticky gimme the cash before I empty three
Ill beat your ass like that white boy on MTV
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black jeep
One at a time get out and take off your shine
Did you ever think that you would be this rich?
Did you ever think that you would have these hits?
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine?
And walk off with your **** like it's mine?
I'ma keep stickin niggas until I'm livid
I'll rob Boys II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robyn Givens
I'm hungry for real im bout to stick Mister C
That nigga still eatin off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enuff I told him "Gimme Some More"
Is you feelin this? Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbin Gods People
it I want it
50 Cents ain't ****in around

**M_ArtsMargie** · 04-25-2003, 04:40 PM

dang....sounds like he wants to rob everybody.

Did you know...(I watched this interview with him on BET) that 50 Cent never worked a day in his life? He says "I am the most Ghetto mother ****** you will ever meet. I have never worked a day in my life. I flowed, sent it in, and got famous. And I am letting you all know...If I can do it, you can to."

cool

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