Happy birthday amigo.
Happy birthday amigo.
Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.
You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
*golf clap*
Adam Stanecki - Practitioner of common sense.
"Think for yourself. Question authority." - Timothy Leary
Fluid Fitness - www.fluidfitness.com.au
Dominance Mixed Martial Arts - www.dominance.com.au
Not too much cake now, ya hear! (But as much beer as you like!)
Hippo birdy, Ass Bandit.
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
don't you mean poop-shoot pirate?
anyhoo, happy birthday joedoe!
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
Happy birthday, joedoe
"If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
"If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OQSURMO&key=FMA
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Thanks guys. Much appreciated .
Due to time differences, my birthday was actually yesterday, but I had a good one anyway . Work sucked but everything after was good.
I didn't have too much cake - in fact I had no cake at all. I am celebrating my birthday with friends on the weekend, so I will do my cake eating then.
I didn't even have a beer
However, my girlfriend made a very nice dinner for me and I had a very relaxing night. Just what this tired 'old' 30 year old needs
I did have ice cream though
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Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.
And for the record, here are all the homosexual euphemisms I can think of:
arse bandit
rectum raider
poo puncher
ring surfer
poo miner
poo driller
driver of the pink bus in brown town
butt plower
More to come when I have a burst of inspiration Feel free to add your own.
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Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.
back door bandito?
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
Happy belated b-day, my pooter popper, rump ranger, crapper slapper, spelunker friend!
"I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and you deserve it."-Duncan, "Some Kind of Wonderful"
"I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems wierd and scary to me. It'll happen to you!!!" -Grandpa Simpson
"Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and
said 'Hey, hows it going?'. So I grabbed his arm and twisted
it up behind his head and said 'Now whose asking the questions?'" - Jack Handey
"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons."George Bush—South Bend, Ind., Sept. 5, 2002
Up hill gardener
Shirtlifter
Yangyanger
BTW, way to get your bday thread deleted, mate!
And for anyone that's wondering, before the great KFO crash JoeDoe was known hereabouts as ABandit. Just so's you know!
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
happy belated birthday then joedoe !
Happy birthday, ABandit! Now, do you want your birthday spanking....?
K. Mark Hoover
Serpent: I want all evidence of my birthday erased. This way I can deny my advancing age without dispute
Budokan: Only if you wear the gimp suit like you normally do
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Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.
Buddy, it's a deal!
K. Mark Hoover
Another 30 y.o. pillow-biter! We're done for.
Adam Stanecki - Practitioner of common sense.
"Think for yourself. Question authority." - Timothy Leary
Fluid Fitness - www.fluidfitness.com.au
Dominance Mixed Martial Arts - www.dominance.com.au