Quote Originally Posted by HeroFightWarrio View Post
Still lives at home with mom and dad - no, I live with two babes.
Does not actually practice martial arts but watches MMA videos on his computer - already said I don't watch MMA videos and do train in martial arts.
Thinks based on others opinions, arts like kung fu and other Asian systems are a jokes - I train in an Asian system
Slightly overweight - if you call an 8 pack overweight
High school dropout - I have a PhD
Still a virgin - lost my virginity when I was 10
Low self esteem - I meditate every day which actually makes me totally level
Increases self esteem by making childish insults - like what?

High school dropout - I have a PhD, yeah and I got a bridge to sell
Still a virgin - lost my virginity when I was 10,yeah to your father, which is part of the reason you need to create this alter ego