Sucks to be you... I'm currently surrounded by sex starved virgins on a beautiful endless white sand beach. Lions are chillin' with lambs, and Ghandi's singing a karaoke duet with Elvis. It's pretty awesome actually.Originally Posted by Lucas
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Sucks to be you... I'm currently surrounded by sex starved virgins on a beautiful endless white sand beach. Lions are chillin' with lambs, and Ghandi's singing a karaoke duet with Elvis. It's pretty awesome actually.
Banned Li Fut
I will prepare by oiling my body.
The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
~ Mark Twain
Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
~ Joe Lewis
A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
~ Author unknown
"You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"
"Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"
Bad the Fukc Ass
On the plus side I've realized I can do what ever I want here. I found this run down anarchic city full of degenerates, theifs, murderers, harlots, and other various scum of society types. I've decided to become their king.
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
Bad the Fukc Ass
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For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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A 125 lb Asian with minimal terminal hair follicles and underdeveloped sweat glands? Drake's probably done worse on a good day.
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All the sex has made me too weak to fight. That and the endless supply of pork ribs. These virgins really like the sex. Weird thing is that they somehow stay virgins.
NIII
Shit, I'm already halfway through my bag and I have yet to see one ball of fire fall from the sky. I feel totally let down!!! I only have enough weed to last till tomorrow!!!
NIII
What? You can't afford a G-5? Psssht, whatever.
NIII
All that time with the whetstone, and for what??? Atleast you have sharp spades now!Lio nailed it for me, although there's a storm coming here and the weather is rather gloomy.
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If the apocalypse happens before this fight takes place, it'll be the biggest let down for for this forum ever.
Oh, and we can't officially endorse any sort of challenge matches here, so take that outside to somewhere else on the internet.
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Sadly, unlike other survivalist suppliers that I've been reading about on the web, we didn't have a run of sales on monk spades.
Maybe next apocalypse.
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Don't worry, there will probably be another one in a couple of monthsSadly, unlike other survivalist suppliers that I've been reading about on the web, we didn't have a run of sales on monk spades.
Maybe next apocalypse.
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Fight? ..... ....
NIII
That's cause they aren't fully automatic.Sadly, unlike other survivalist suppliers that I've been reading about on the web, we didn't have a run of sales on monk spades.
Maybe next apocalypse.
Spades involve, like, you know.... skill.
Who wants to get off their fat Walmart ass when they can just tool up and hunker down. You can even use one from an "extra-wide mobility scooter".
An entitlement cheque, a cheap bottle of mash, some KFC and an AR-15 w/ teflons!!! Anything less is just un-American!!!
NIII
Don't forget the bronzer, sweetheart!
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