Quote Originally Posted by Vankuen View Post
the first thing I'd do is call bullshIt on the scenario because if someone broke in my house they would first get maimed by my two pit bulls and subsequently shot by one of my many guns. The cops would inadvertently show up after, due to the alarm system going off.
the scenario would play out similar at my residence, only my three pekingese(re-incarnated emporers) would sound the alarm after this fool would come wandering down my 200 yard driveway... if my girlfriend didn't kick his a$$ first, he'd subsequentially be shot, sworded(new word), or beat down with an iron bar... after i toss his lifeless body off my porch with no railing, he'll fall 9' and smoosh his head on the concrete slab... afterwards i will call the local police by their first names and invite them over to clean up my mess... i love being a local.