Right, DO NOT tell me I'm being a sado or a troll or whatever. This is a SERIOUS post so do not be loserish.

If a Samurai (Katana) fought a Shaolin Monk (Broadsword or Straightsword) then who would be the best do you think and why?

I was thinking of learning more sword arts so do you think I should do Samurai like Kendo and Iaido or Chinese like Wudan or Shaolin.

Please don't be sad, and please DO give me a proper answer.