ROTFLMAO !!!
Masterkiller:
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
Lucas rescuing a damsel in distress:
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
Ya but I have a small dime sized birthmark on the bottom of my left foot. So probably not identicle. So do you know Jenny too?
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
The real Lucas:
It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb
Your jealousy of my charasma is showing again! Jenny clearly left you for showing your insecurity!
At least that is what she told me last night in between moans of pleasure!
Real men can paunch out and trim down for competition in a matter of days or weeks.
BTW: Isn't that how everyone surfs these internets?
Thats ok man. I never did sleep with Jenny after 'she' told me that she is a post op transexual. I mean, I don't judge you, and I'll save people regardless of sexual preference or orientation... Props tho mang. You have a heart of gold.
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
You hack my email, bro? Or was it from my craigslist ad?
I know you like my steez! I'm takin sexy to the next level.
Like a rockstar baby!