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    Unhappy Real Life Fight

    My best friend William Martin was ambushed the other day by a large number of rioters in Athens. Thankfully he's highly trained in martial trickery and so he was able to deceive them.

    Has anyone else had a similar experience? I think that little deception methods can work better than the fighting.

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    Really? I mean really dude? acting like this really makes you happy dude? i mean really?
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Stop crying about the little emoticons innit. I am asking about martial trickery - please answer the questions (if you're man enough)

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    Stop crying about the little emoticons innit. I am asking about martial trickery - please answer the questions (if you're man enough)
    Have they come by your place yet? who? the fbi! their interested in you as a home grown terrorist.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    I am asking about elite martial trickery in real life fights

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    perfect example of someone that's watched way to many movies.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    I was ambushed by a large group of nekkid wiminz.
    I tried to fight them off, but there were too many, and held me down and had their way with me.
    I recognized some. One was a girl I liked in camp, one was the check-out lady at the grocer, one was my fifth grade math teacher, who once bent down to pick up the chalk..I will never forget that moment....
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    I was ambushed by a large group of nekkid wiminz.
    I tried to fight them off, but there were too many, and held me down and had their way with me.
    I recognized some. One was a girl I liked in camp, one was the check-out lady at the grocer, one was my fifth grade math teacher, who once bent down to pick up the chalk..I will never forget that moment....
    A: I want to apply social welfare.
    B: Please provide information for your bank account, stocks, properties, ...
    A: I have $875,000 in my saving, 80,000 shares of IBM stock, 1 main home and 3 vacation homes.
    B: You must be kidding.
    A: But you started it.
    Last edited by YouKnowWho; 10-20-2011 at 02:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    I was ambushed by a large group of nekkid wiminz.
    I tried to fight them off, but there were too many, and held me down and had their way with me.
    I heard that u were rescued just in the nick of time...

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