10. I look great in silk PJ's.
9. It gives me something to do between episodes of Caprica and Dancing with the Stars.
8. I get a great workout without even sweating!
7. It gives me self-defense skills for real world applications (by using toy replicas of 500 year old weapons many of which weren't even very effective back then).
6. I mimic the movements of animals in order to gain their mental and physical attributes....I especially like the "donkey" style. Oops, that was a typo, I meant "monkey" style.
5. I get a great sense of accomplishment. It's only gonna take $5,000 and/or 15 more tests until I reach my black belt. The same is true for my 8 year old nephew.
4. It teaches 27 different ways to escape a double lapel grab. I'll show you....grab here...and..oops. I wasn't ready. Try again to grab me....oops...aw shucks.....
3. It teaches goal setting. For example, this year I set two goals: 1) to move out of my parents house and 2) to actually kiss a girl. Yes I do know it's October and I haven't done either one yet. Yes I do know I'm 43 years old. What's your point?
2. Internal TMA is a complete system- it's all you need. Practice it and you don't need a job, you don't need money, you don't need a girlfriend, you don't need a life....
1. It's a hell of a lotta fun!!!!
Eric Hunstad
www.OldSchoolKungFuNow.com