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    Chinese Longsword Ancient Techniques

    Hello, thought you guys might be interested: www.chineselongsword.com

    This is an ancient manual from the Ming Dynasty, with influence from the Japanese.

    Hope you guys will enjoy it.

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    hy. ur "interpretations" suck donkey balls. is big pile of dog sh1t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    hy. ur "interpretations" suck donkey balls. is big pile of dog sh1t.
    How do you know what sucking donkey balls is like?

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    ballsucker is one level below asshammer
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwa sow View Post
    ballsucker is one level below asshammer
    I see...its like a stage you go through on your way to getting your blackbelt in asshammer?

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    beware of the FLYING A$$ HAMMER. you never know where its gonna come from but YOU TOO can be a victim of Bawang's A$$ Hammer
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    Bruh we thought you knew better
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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    beware of the FLYING A$$ HAMMER. you never know where its gonna come from but YOU TOO can be a victim of Bawang's A$$ Hammer
    Is that a subscription only service or am I going to have to keep looking over my shoulder and squeezing my butt cheeks for the rest of my life?

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    You can squeeze da cheeks for the rest of your life or just have good "A$$" awareness. If you don't have it now, you really should focus on increasing your "A$$" awareness. the time is now....don't delay any further.
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
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    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    You can squeeze da cheeks for the rest of your life or just have good "A$$" awareness. If you don't have it now, you really should focus on increasing your "A$$" awareness. the time is now....don't delay any further.
    Is there some kind of Chi Kung exercise for that?

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    Yes.......it's called Iron Sphincter Qigong.

    First you must visualize various attacks taking place on your A$$phincter and see yourself succesfully fending off further attacks.

    Second thing to practice is closing your eyes, dropping your mind into your A$$, focus on how it feels, listen to the sensations, resist any urges to flatulate because it will strengthen your iron fortitude dude
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
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    Bruh we thought you knew better
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    i am the asshammer. fear my wrath. tibet is mine.

    u guys realize this guy read an old miao dao manual , "interpreted" the techniques and tries to charge people money for his "knowledge" , rite?

    the manual outright says exactly how to do each posture and he still gets it wrong. lol
    Last edited by bawang; 08-17-2010 at 12:03 PM.

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