Happy 70th chuck !!

**Brule** · 03-10-2010, 09:56 AM

You know it !! Chuck Norris is 70 today. Doesn't look a day close to 70. HBD and keep kicking the crap out of bad guys.

**GeneChing** · 03-10-2010, 10:36 AM

Beat me to the punch, Brule

Mar 10, 2010
Happy 70th birthday, Chuck Norris!
11:03 AM

Today one of the toughest, most feared and bearded stars turns the big 7-0.

Happy 70th, Chuck Norris. Go kick the crap out of something today.

I'm talking about Chuck Norris -- and the man seems ageless, so it's hard to believe he's a septuagenarian. We've heard so many "Chuck Norris Facts" over the years that it's easy to confuse them with Norris' true biography. ("Chuck Norris does not sleep! He waits." "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.")

Here are a few real facts about the actor/martial arts expert in honor of his big day. I hope he has planned a celebratory afternoon of cake, presents and roundhouse kicks.

1. Chuck Norris' real name? That would be Carlos Ray Norris. He was born in Ryan, Okla.

2. Chuck got his nickname after he joined the Air Force and was sent to South Korea. There, he began training in the martial arts.

3. Norris founded his own school of martial art called Chun Kuk Do ("The Universal Way"). Primarily known for its kicking techniques, it mixes elements from various styles.

4. Norris was Steve McQueen's karate instructor. McQueen encouraged him to go into acting.

5. Norris' first acting gig was in a 1969 James Bond spoof starring Dean Martin called The Wrecking Crew. It also featured actress Sharon Tate in one of her last roles before she was murdered.

6. One of Norris' most famous scenes has to be this fight with Bruce Lee in 1972's Way of the Dragon. (How awesome is the cat?)

7. There really is a such thing as "Chuck Norris Action Jeans." Sexy.

8. Norris' CBS series, Walker, Texas Ranger, ran for 203 episodes. One of its creators was Paul Haggis, who went on to win the Academy Award for Crash.

9. Norris has written several books, including one called Black Belt Patriotism, a novel called The Justice Riders and a self-help guide called The Secret Power Within: Zen Solutions to Real Problems.

10. Chuck Norris is politically conservative and a devout Christian. He writes a weekly column for the website WorldNetDaily. (He also appears on ads for Total Gym equipment.)

Wow, I remember Chuck Norris Action Jeans. Remember when we were all treated to full page spreads of Chuck's denim-covered crotch? It was the gusset!

**sanjuro_ronin** · 03-10-2010, 10:41 AM

Chuck Norris IS, enough said.

**Lucas** · 03-10-2010, 10:46 AM

HBD CHUCK!!! we know you troll this forum!

**sanjuro_ronin** · 03-10-2010, 10:53 AM

Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.

Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

P.S. -- he's 69 (in human years).

**sanjuro_ronin** · 03-10-2010, 10:54 AM

**sanjuro_ronin** · 03-10-2010, 10:56 AM

Chuck's toilet paper:

**Lucas** · 03-10-2010, 10:58 AM

i miss the walker texas ranger lever that conan obrien had on his old show. clips ALWAYS out of context.

my favorite:

chuck comes swooping down on a crop duster type plane over a convertable on the freeway, he jumps into the passenger seat. the car is being driven by a blond lady. chuck grabs the wheel. punches the lady in the head KOing her and steals the car.

so awesome it makes me tear up...

**sanjuro_ronin** · 03-10-2010, 10:59 AM

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**DRAGONSIHING** · 03-10-2010, 02:24 PM

From the many who have enjoyed watching you over these many years.

**Dragonzbane76** · 03-10-2010, 04:27 PM

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