typical McMA attitude

**uki** · 03-10-2010, 04:01 AM

Originally Posted by Vankuen

the first thing I'd do is call bullshIt on the scenario because if someone broke in my house they would first get maimed by my two pit bulls and subsequently shot by one of my many guns. The cops would inadvertently show up after, due to the alarm system going off.

the scenario would play out similar at my residence, only my three pekingese(re-incarnated emporers) would sound the alarm after this fool would come wandering down my 200 yard driveway... if my girlfriend didn't kick his a$$ first, he'd subsequentially be shot, sworded(new word), or beat down with an iron bar... after i toss his lifeless body off my porch with no railing, he'll fall 9' and smoosh his head on the concrete slab... afterwards i will call the local police by their first names and invite them over to clean up my mess... i love being a local.

**Dragonzbane76** · 03-10-2010, 04:28 AM

Better hope they don't see anything they want (like lots of cash). Seizure of property is the law of the land and lots of police departments use their legal thievery to fund their operations.

And it's only considered "corruption" if it vanishes into their personal pockets before it gets to the evidence room.

http://www.isil.org/resources/lit/lo...f-america.html

KNOW YOUR ENEMY!

I'd disable the security part of the alarm, just leave the signs up and use physical measures to further secure your property. If you have to own something that's within reach of the swine.. make sure it's mortgaged.
Even if they seize it, then they can only seize the ownership interest you have in it.

This is one reason to drive a low-value car, or else lease. Too many DAs and police chiefs driving sports cars around they stole from the citizens. Besides.. a pimp ride attracts attention.

wow dude... haha you really got some trust issues that go way beyond rational and the police.

**sanjuro_ronin** · 03-10-2010, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by dimethylsea

Funny thing that. Anna and Smashley are still a couple and happy as can be.

No idea what happened to JFS.

John retired from the internet and public Kung fu.
This was something he had planned and talked about for a long time BEFORE the fiasco happened.

**dimethylsea** · 03-10-2010, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Dragonzbane76

wow dude... haha you really got some trust issues that go way beyond rational and the police.

If you want to call it paranoid that's fine. It is better to prepare for what does not come and have that assurance.. than to not prepare for what does.

I.e. the old saw.. "better to have and not need, that to need and not have".

I got buddies with a year of emergency preserved food in the basement. Probably won't ever need it, or the bio diesel generator, or the tools to fill their own shell casings.. but it sure is nice to have.. just in case.

**DRAGONSIHING** · 03-10-2010, 02:00 PM

Be Prepared. Whether it's for disaster, natural or man-made, or an assault by someone isn't this what we should be doing. It's why many got into MA right? Sure, it got to be a life style with many of us. If you live in tornado alley like some of us or some other area with other events which could bring down civilization for even a few days, I had rather be prepared at least to survive with a minimum of difficulty than hope that somebody else would save my assets. It's why I have over the years developed many skills in this regard. How about you?

**Lucas** · 03-10-2010, 02:06 PM

i'd feel sorry for the guy broke into my home to rape my wife, not because if i had an opportunity to cut his arms off i would, but because i dont have a wife and that poor bastard would have thought i did....

**taai gihk yahn** · 03-10-2010, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by uki

the scenario would play out similar at my residence, only my three pekingese(re-incarnated emporers) would sound the alarm after this fool would come wandering down my 200 yard driveway... if my girlfriend didn't kick his a$$ first, he'd subsequentially be shot, sworded(new word), or beat down with an iron bar... after i toss his lifeless body off my porch with no railing, he'll fall 9' and smoosh his head on the concrete slab... afterwards i will call the local police by their first names and invite them over to clean up my mess... i love being a local.

lol about ur girlfriend; as I like to say, if someone broke into our house, they better pray that the meet me instead of my (Russian) wife...
if our dog met them, however, they'd be licked to death by an 80lb. Swiss Bernese...

**bawang** · 03-10-2010, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Lucas

i'd feel sorry for the guy broke into my home to rape my wife, not because if i had an opportunity to cut his arms off i would, but because i dont have a wife and that poor bastard would have thought i did....

mebbe he rape ur dog

**Lucas** · 03-10-2010, 02:36 PM

I dont have a dog either. No pets. I dont like other living things.....He would have to try and rape me......

not happening!

**bawang** · 03-10-2010, 02:39 PM

clench ur buttcheeks and cover ur head and u will b okay
srs
or not take a shower for 50 days

**Lucas** · 03-10-2010, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by bawang

clench ur buttcheeks and cover ur head and u will b okay
srs
or not take a shower for 50 days

thanks for the advice. good to know others have been through this before.

**Kansuke** · 03-11-2010, 04:37 AM

Originally Posted by uki

the scenario would play out similar at my residence, only my three pekingese(re-incarnated emporers) would sound the alarm after this fool would come wandering down my 200 yard driveway... if my girlfriend didn't kick his a$$ first, he'd subsequentially be shot, sworded(new word), or beat down with an iron bar... after i toss his lifeless body off my porch with no railing, he'll fall 9' and smoosh his head on the concrete slab... afterwards i will call the local police by their first names and invite them over to clean up my mess... i love being a local.

About the only part of that I'd believe is the barking dogs, clown-boy.

**David Jamieson** · 03-11-2010, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn

lol about ur girlfriend; as I like to say, if someone broke into our house, they better pray that the meet me instead of my (Russian) wife...
if our dog met them, however, they'd be licked to death by an 80lb. Swiss Bernese...

my guy will start barking if guests don't make with the cookies right away after meeting him. So, any burglar better wise up or I'll find out they're in there stealing my stuff!

But if you give my dog cookies, I'm out some material possessions I guess. Just leave the dog. thanks.

**LSWCTN1** · 03-11-2010, 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by Vankuen

the first thing I'd do is call bullshIt on the scenario because if someone broke in my house they would first get maimed by my two pit bulls and subsequently shot by one of my many guns. The cops would inadvertently show up after, due to the alarm system going off.

Absolute legend!

**sanjuro_ronin** · 03-11-2010, 06:52 AM

I have a personal friend who had his home invaded a few years back.
The scars are still there in more ways than one.
You guys don't know what the **** you are talking about.

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