I just got over the swine flu and came back to find one of my bookshelves here at the office collapsed from the weight (I do that a lot ) and my PM full of Drake and Boulder Dawg complaints . I am currently digging myself out (quite literally given the bookshelf collapse) from missing a week of work, so I don't have the bandwidth to sort out this flame war.

But I will ban both of you if you persist.

This is your official warning.