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  1. 10-02-2009, 01:03 PM #46
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    the feeling may pass, but that was one of the most quoteworthy statements i've seen on the forum in years
    What would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
    It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
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  2. 10-02-2009, 01:36 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Miles View Post
    The Plain Girl told the Yellow Emperor that their are two kinds of women, one is beautiful and the other is usefull for longevity.

    High cheekbones signify a high sexual appetite. large teeth mean the kidneys are strong. A smaller space between the eyes can mean some jing diff or perhaps an early birth. Its good for her to practice Taoist sexual practices. If she isn't moral it has the potential of being very bad for her partner. If she is, moral, then her partner can live a long time. She is well suited for these kind of practices. I'm interested in seeing her article.

    Don't confuse "crazy eyes" with simply having a healthy level of "jing shen" Some wayfareres do get lost in other dimensions. Some wake up to reality and forget how to put back on their ego for living in society....some are just enjoying a higher level of health. I hope she has a good teacher and practices in a healthy way.


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    I think Andy was politely telling you that she would "wreck" you MK. She'd leave you as a hobbled shell of yourself with a broken wanker... and a perma-smile.
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    feh. I would just use her and throw her on the heap of thousands of women whose lives I've destroyed.
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    ..and some dayum sunglasses to cover up them crazy eyes!
    Don't forget to set 911 up on your speed dial.
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    I know a chick that uses these. I'll just say we've had some good times
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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    she's crazed-she has that one right eye that is possessed by Satan. And the pic with the guy looks like he's got "crazy eyes"-as Josie Wales would say.
    They're a match, no doubt.
    Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It's like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.
    Don't forget never return to your old watering hole half a decade later married but sans-spouse unless you want to spend the night ducking formerly involved crazy girl who thinks "your wife is awesome" is a good pickup line...

    Long story...

    Somewhat awkward.
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