I would wreck that Jade Goddess chick in the new issue of KFM

[taai gihk yahn]

And all you pervs should be banned.

there would be no one left here then...

[uki]

there would be no one left here then...

is anyone really even here??

[TenTigers]

she's crazed-she has that one right eye that is possessed by Satan. And the pic with the guy looks like he's got "crazy eyes"-as Josie Wales would say.
They're a match, no doubt.
Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It's like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.

[uki]

Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It's like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.

of course you could always teach your children how to handle potentially dangerous items and thus cease from having to worry about child proofing your house.

[TenTigers]

oh yeah, and hide the children.(thanx for reminding me)
Then get some rope an some pulleys, a trapeze, a chinese basket, some duct tape, plastic sheets and cool whip, and go to town!

[TenTigers]

..and handcuffs, leg cuffs, french maid outfit, blindfold, feather, mink glove, massage oils, candles, tazer, romantic music......

[TenTigers]

..and some dayum sunglasses to cover up them crazy eyes!

[Water Dragon]

This chick should make a porno with the Iron Crotch guy.

Gene, make it happen!

[David Jamieson]

I think the secret word idea is workable.

[TenTigers]

yeah, yeah, yeah.
You obviously haven't seen Karen Black in,"Trilogy of Terror."
I'm tellin ya, hide the cutlery.
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[sha0lin1]

Her husband looks like a very happy man.

[Ray Pina]

Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It's like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.

I'm painting myself into a corner now dating two single moms. But they're young and hot so what am I supposed to do, take a pass?

[MasterKiller]

I'm painting myself into a corner now dating two single moms. But they're young and hot so what am I supposed to do, take a pass?

Dude, past 30, you can't throw a rock without hitting a single mom. Just be straight about your intentions and don't get too close to the kid if you don't plan on sticking around.

[Ray Pina]

So what is this woman doing that has you all in a stir? Let me guess, some white chick sticking things in herself and "meditating" and/or "breathing" to increase her "vitality."

Is that it? And if so, who's her teacher? We could all learn from that person.

[MasterKiller]

So what is this woman doing that has you all in a stir? Let me guess, some white chick sticking things in herself and "meditating" and/or "breathing" to increase her "vitality."

Is that it? And if so, who's her teacher? We could all learn from that person.

She sticks jade rocks in her cooch to exercise her love muscles, man!