Enough of your bickering. This is serious stuff. Iron Vagina. That just rolls off the tongue like poetry. Say it slowly, loudly right now (who cares what your office mates think - they all think you're weird anyway).
Seriously, can anyone find Tatiata Kozhevnikova's Russian language website and babelfish translate it for us here? There's some serious research that must be posted.
Let's get cracking.