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    Iron Vagina skills

    Is there a DVD in the works, Gene?

    http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfa...gestvagina.htm
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    man... you are way slow... this has been out for months now... i bet you wish your vagina was that strong.

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    In soviet russia, vagina eats your children.

    apparently...
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    I'll believe it when I see it !

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    In soviet russia, vagina eats your children.
    thats odd... in the rest of the world the vagina pukes them out...

    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    I'll believe it when I see it !
    i am sure masterkiller will provide free demostrations!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    so if its on youtube and the internet it must be true and real??

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    so if its on youtube and the internet it must be true and real??
    If you look closely, you see lips, lips people !! LIPS I SAY !!!

    Last edited by sanjuro_ronin; 08-24-2009 at 11:53 AM.

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    could snap you like a pencil

    By strange coincidence, I do have something in the pipes on iron vagina. Ok, that's not a great pun, but I'm totally serious. MK, please don't delete this thread (as you're wont to do) until after November 2009.

    This would sit well on our Guinness Book of World Records Martial Arts thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    MK, please don't delete this thread (as you're wont to do)
    he probably deletes them once people start picking on him... boo-hoo, the masterkiller can't play with the big kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    he probably deletes them once people start picking on him... boo-hoo, the masterkiller can't play with the big kids.
    MK is the internet equivalent of the kids that used to give you wedgies for being a poor ginger kid with thick glasses and no dad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    MK is the internet equivalent of the kids that used to give you wedgies for being a poor ginger kid with thick glasses and no dad.
    exactly my point... now i can kick those peoples arses... but keep playing little guy, i enjoy the laughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    exactly my point... now i can kick those peoples arses... but keep playing little guy, i enjoy the laughs.
    Is "kick" a weird mountain synonym for "gross out through smell"?

    I bet you can make a cheeze wh1z from the cheese on your d1ck.
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    Moved this thread from the main forum to the qigong forum

    I'm not sure why. Seemed to be the thing to do for the first thread move of 2011. Maybe I'm still hungover...

    A New Technique for Maximizing Female Pleasure
    by Ian Kerner
    Published January 03, 2011

    When guys banter about sex among themselves, rare is the man who says, “I made love to her as subtly and lightly as a feather.”

    But that language would be more appropriate, as the inner two-thirds of the vagina are substantially less sensitive than the outer third.

    The famous sex researcher Dr. Alfred Kinsey once asked five gynecologists to examine the genitals of almost 900 women in order to find out which areas were the most sensitive, and he reported back: “The deep interior walls of the vagina really have few nerve endings and are quite insensitive when stroked or lightly pressed. But when gently touched on their clitorises, 98 percent of women were aware of it.”

    Numerous studies have demonstrated that women whose lovers give them direct clitoral stimulation during sexual activity are more likely to climax consistently. But because of its location, most sexual positions do not properly stimulate the clitoris. As such, sex provides efficiently for male orgasm, and inefficiently for female orgasm.

    That’s why when it comes to pleasuring women and conversing in the language of love, oral sex should be every man’s native tongue. As Dr. Alex Comfort wrote of oral pleasuring in The New Joy of Sex, “One can give a woman dozens of orgasms in this way and she may still want to go on from there.”

    But many women complain woefully about men’s oral techniques: The lack of consistent, rhythmic pressure; their roughness; the mad stampede for the clitoris. Giving expert oral pleasure requires learning appropriate techniques and then applying them consistently over time in a focused, patient, and loving manner; most importantly, it requires respecting, sharing and participating wholly in the erotic intimacy of the moment.

    To that end, we’d like to introduce you to a new approach to female satisfaction. If we were to compare oral pleasure to the martial arts, it would be tai chi rather than kung fu. The literal translation of tai chi is supreme ultimate, whereas kung fu translates as skilled achievement. Over the years, and especially in Western culture, kung fu has come to mean a style of rapid punches, sharp kicks and chopping blows. If you watch a lot of porn (and a lot of people do these days), you would think that female satisfaction relies on a "kung fu" approach to pleasuring.

    Tai chi, on the other hand, is slow, focused and graceful, with an emphasis on the balance of yin/yang -- male/female energy -- to create a harmony of movement and strength. This unique approach to oral sex involves many of the same principles as tai chi: stillness within movement, balance and pressure, resistance and key postures.


    We call this approach the Mount Method, as both men and women have a mount: a man’s is the area of his upper lip just above your teeth known as the maxilla, while hers is the center of the pubic bone, where there is a slight cradle into which your mount naturally fits. Connecting your respective mounts and maintaining that persistent connection throughout the process of arousal is essential to mind-blowing oral pleasure.

    Ian Kerner is a sex therapist and New York Times best-selling author of numerous books, including "She Comes First" and "Love in the Time of Colic." He is the founder of GoodinBed.com, where you can learn more about this topic. Kerner lives with his wife and two sons in New York City
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    I'm not sure why. Seemed to be the thing to do for the first thread move of 2011. Maybe I'm still hungover...
    Two thumbs up on this one!...uh...er...
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