Recomendation for smaller weapon

[bakxierboxer]

First thing in the morning, it can fell a full-grown elephant.

"To fell seven times is to rise eight!"?
(pretty adventurous with an elephant)

[TenTigers]

actually, when you do the math,
if you fall down seven times, you get up seven.

unless the seventh time, you fell down two flights of stairs.

[Drake]

Well...you know...

I get knocked down, but I get up again...
You're never going to keep me down..

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times

Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy
Danny Boy...

[hskwarrior]

Now you're sounding like my sifu......

Old danny boy, old danny boy......my sifu would sing that to me alot. Strange!!!!!

[Dim Wit Mak]

Most of the time I carry a kubaton and a folding knife. I tell people the kubaton is a decoration, which it is. The folding knife is a tool 99.999% of the time.

When I go to a place where these might be an issue, I carry a sturdy pen.

[Eddie]

First thing in the morning, it resembles a full-grown elephant.

oh wait ... what were u talking about again?

[bakxierboxer]

"To fell seven times is to rise eight!"?
(pretty adventurous with an elephant)

actually, when you do the math,
if you fall down seven times, you get up seven.

unless the seventh time, you fell down two flights of stairs.

If you fall 7 times, that is one thing........

If you fell 8, that is quite another.

[TenTigers]

If I fell seven times and rise eight..
hmmm, well if I fell a tree, it means I cut one down. If I fell seven guys and eight got up, not only are they zombies,
but they're multiplying!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

[Drake]

Run tooooo the hiiillllllllllssss

Run foooor your liiiiiiiiiiiiveeeess

[TenTigers]

fell 8...I just got that.
I mean the pun, not the actual...oh nevermind

[bakxierboxer]

fell 8...I just got that.
I mean the pun, not the actual...oh nevermind

Well, at least that's "progress"........

[Wild Monk]

How about less smaller weapons and more faith in your kung fu. That is my motto.

But if I must pick one I like parking meters. yes officer he tripped on the sidewalk and hit the parking meter.

[Shaolindynasty]

How about less smaller weapons and more faith in your kung fu. That is my motto.

Weapons are a part of kung fu, aren't they?

A good weapon to learn for self defense is the double daggers. Not that you want to walk around stabbing people(or do you) but the techniques can be used with pencils or pens which aren't suspicious to carry. I know some of you will protest stabbing techniques due to the legal situations that can arise but if you find yourself in a situation where your life is threatened? If you go to court that means at least you lived.

[Wild Monk]

YES weapons are part of kung fu my point is just that if I have great kung fu it not any less effective if i forget to pack my favorite ball point pen by the way I love the double daggers.

[sanjuro_ronin]

YES weapons are part of kung fu my point is just that if I have great kung fu it not any less effective if i forget to pack my favorite ball point pen by the way I love the double daggers.

Ball point pen?
Casino baby !!
Joe Pesci for the win !!