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    Martialartmarts thinks I have male ... and female parts :(

    So I ordered some sparing gear (cup and helmet) as well as a DVD from martialartsmart. (as well as a free red dragon!)

    When I opened the box I found my DVD…my cup, my helmet…and a female outer guard protection instead of my free red dragon.

    I guess what was more scary was the package for the female outer guard was in a bag held by a twist tie (as if it was opened before!)

    So in place of a redragon … I now have female support. I am not ticked, I find it kind of funny. But just a heads of martialartsmart… I only have male parts

    Thanks!

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    Whoops! Sorry about that.

    I'm tempted to make some comment about your male parts and the real red dragon, but given the error, that would be in poor taste (as if poor taste stopped anything here).

    Please contact sales@martialartsmart.net for the error.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    I'm tempted to make some comment about your male parts and the real red dragon, but given the error, that would be in poor taste (as if poor taste stopped anything here).

    Please contact sales@martialartsmart.net for the error.
    Thanks! oops! posted it in the wrong section, my bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exadon View Post

    the female outer guard was in a bag held by a twist tie (as if it was opened before!)
    Gene is now in the used female outer guard business?
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    I'm moving up...

    ...is that a step up from the Shaolin shoe salesman?

    Exadon - I heard MAM left a message for you...
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    'female outer guard'; is that the latest BJJ guard? open, closed, butterfly, rubber...female outer???
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    ...is that a step up from the Shaolin shoe salesman?

    Exadon - I heard MAM left a message for you...

    Yeah they called me,
    They were really cool about everything
    they will send me UPS labels via email on Monday. Thanks Gene!

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