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Thread: The Watermelon Challenge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lama Pai Sifu View Post
    Ray, take me out to lunch and I'll tell you more ways that you can count, regarding building hand, finger and grip strength..deal??
    And if you bring LPS red roses and chocolates...
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug maverick View Post
    dude when you wrote watermelong challene i was totally expecting to see this video

    hahahahahahaha awesome.

    i was hioping for 2 girls 1 watermelon

    nice video mike.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!!!!
    here is a rare video of me ground fighting with a watermelon 2lb
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwbTv...super diarrhea
    and me groundfighting with a walnut
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwbTve&feature=poop
    i have defeacated you!!!
    Last edited by bawang; 09-23-2008 at 10:16 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!!!!
    here is a rare video of me ground fighting with a watermelon 2lb
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwbTv...feature=relate
    and me groundfighting with a walnut
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwbTve&feature=related
    i have defeacated you!!!
    they don't work. you fail.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    i had to edit my link because my sifu who was dead for 10 years appear to me in a dream and told me not to reeveal the secret style of my kung fu. ur just jealous cuz you cant learn it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    i had to edit my link because my sifu who was dead for 10 years appear to me in a dream and told me not to reeveal the secret style of my kung fu. ur just jealous cuz you cant learn it
    best reason for not maning up to something that I've heard, ever;

    so good, that anyone who has ever weaseled out of a challenge should be able to use it retroactively with impunity....

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    Hmmm. Rogue writes down advice from cjurakpt for next time he ticks off a forum membe.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


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    as weird as it sounds, i met my former sifu in a dream before i met him for real.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    as weird as it sounds, i met my former sifu in a dream before i met him for real.
    yes, that does sound weird.

    Did he have a watermelon??

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    what was she wearing?

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    no, no watermelons, but he did transmit knowledge to me by means of an electrical arc in that dream. go figure. just one of those weird little things that happens in ones life every now and then...
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    I've always believed you could catch glimpses into the future through dreams. When ever I have deja vu, instead of "I feel like I've done this before", it's "I feel like I've dreamed this before".
    Last edited by SanHeChuan; 09-23-2008 at 06:15 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lama Pai Sifu View Post
    Hey everyone, check out this clip...

    You can post your video responses as well!

    THE WATERMELON CHALLENGE!

    And please comment on it...especially if you have something nice to say..LOL.

    I'm going to post THE WALNUT CHALLENGE NEXT.

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    my god, dude.... that crap is the bomb.com!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irontiger1981 View Post
    my god, dude.... that crap is the bomb.com!!!!!!
    Yeah,..it's not too shabby, huh?

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    i went to the store but they only had small watermelons
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