Favorite lines from martial arts movies

[Black Jack II]

In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate.- Karate Kid

Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead.- Kill Bill Voulme 2

J.J. McQuade: My kind of trouble does'nt take vacations.- Lone Wolf McQuade

Batman, mutha****a!- Black Belt Jones

It aint the six minutes. It's what happens in those six minutes.- Vision Quest

[banditshaw]

"When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck... is ridiculous."

I love that one.....Nice! I had forgotten how ILL that line was.

[banditshaw]

One from the five venoms......
'' I joined this clan to learn a special kung fu...but in actual fact, I've just become a killer...killing, it's all I know......and another.''

[cho]

From Taiwanese flick Ninja: The Final Duel

Japanese guy says to black Shaolin monk: "Ghetto in the sky: that's where you're going!"

[AmanuJRY]

From The Prodigal Son - Leung Jan "How was my kung-fu?"
Leung Yee Tai "Your kung-fu is non-exsistant!"

From The Last Dragon - "Who's the meanest, low-down, mo-fo 'round this town?"
...or, "We're lookin' for the legendary Bruce LeeRoy..."

[The Willow Sword]

From Jacky Chan's Fearless Hyena [Guy with Sword] "I am the Willow Sword" [Jacky Chan] "What, the sh!t sword?"


Peace,TWS

[jethro]

From Killer in White, English dub of course.


Tung Wei- "So you're a master fighter huh?"

Roy Chiao- "At 3 I started, at 4 I was good, at 5 and 6 I continued. I know different kung fu techniques, Shadow Boxing, you name it, I know it."

[jethro]

From One Armed Boxer- "Never insult Tibetan martial arts."