All are worthless before the awesome power of the toad style!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkf04...elated&search=
Chop Choy
All are worthless before the awesome power of the toad style!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkf04...elated&search=
"The man who stands for nothing is likely to fall for anything"
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choppin dat pork
I always heard ziranmen looked a lil ummm "different', but not to imply it doesn't work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQB0k9j66zw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZyKYan0oJo
-Jack Dempsey ch1 pg1 Championship FightingWhat would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
Dancing Finger Style
Dancing finger style?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wLhGoD7DrVo
What's up with the reggae beat on the ziran vid?
Itinerant practitioner
clearly, it is no match for a herd of leprechauns.
Kung Fu is good for you.
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Please see my post on the "Heart-Ripping" Style of southeast Asia HERE
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I've only seen Duck Style in 'Shaolin Temple II: The Kids from Shaolin' (terrible film btw) and it looked hilarious! especially performed by a tiny kid
Master of Chu Bagua
Recently, some DVD company produced a DVD entitled "Jet Li and the Legend of Wong Fei Hong".....how could I resist?
It's a double DVD, and in it, there's this one called "Jet Li, the early years." It's basically just this cheesy WuShu documentary from the early 70's, or something. Anyway, Jet Li's in it for like ten minutes tops, and it's two hours long. It definitely didn't go by the name of the DVD back then, so it's probably been hijacked for marketing. Anyway, in it you can see dog style (called earth dragon, or ground dragon), and some old guy doing duck style, and all sorts of stuff. It's a compendium of weird styles.
But if you ask me, GM Sin The of Shaolin-Do has to take the cake on weird styles. He purports to teach the "Golden Roaches."Oh, you thought mantids were fierce? You ever seen a ****ed off ****roach?
Yeah, I'm SD, but I might have to take that one with a grain of salt....
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When I was still taking TKD classes, The other black belts(with the exception of Master Wiles) and I decided to see which of us could come up with the weirdest animal stances/styles and use them against the lower belts during free sparring. The Three of us came up the following styles.
Jason - frogitsu - crouch down and randomly hop while yelling 'BONZIA' with every punch thrown
Stephen - duck tails - Stephen got down into an extremle low horse stance, and just flailed his arms.
and mine was - Gerbil Fu- bring your hands up to your chest with the index and the middle finger pointing down. then move your hands up and down about a 6 inch distance realy fast, while just jumping around and ocasionaly throwing a cresecnt kick.
BTW: I know gerbils dont fight but i thought the name would add to its idiocy.
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