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Thread: What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja?

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    What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja?

    What do you consider are the 3 undeniable (serious or humorous)
    truths to being a Ninja ?

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    1. ninjas are totally sweet.
    2. ninjas are totally sweet because they flip out and kill people.
    3. ninjas use those awesome hand signs.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    1 Ninjas are always in the "new" black
    2 Ninjas always have a backstage pass
    3 Ninjas can sleep on the job and not be harrased
    Go hard or go home or some where else up to you

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    1. The art of the ninja is the art of deception, thus everything is insubstancial and there can be no truths.

    2. Except, obviously, for the above listed truth.

    3. And also these two.
    Last edited by sunfist; 06-22-2007 at 12:54 AM.

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    Rule #1 of Ninja club...

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    1. Ninja have a utility for any situation. In fact, NAPA will soon release its Shinobi line tool set 2. Ninja are always the most popular at pajama parties 3. One time a ninja flipped out and uppercut this dude just for looking out the window

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    3. Ninjas can burrow in the ground like moles.
    2. Born a Ninja, Die a Ninja.
    1. Godfrey Ho.

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