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    Iron Crotch Video

    This video appears as like every 3rd banner or something on the forum web pages (noticably showing up a little less more recently). My question is, is this Iron Crotch video a big seller?

    I now the disclaimer reads, only for use under supervision blah blah blah...but IMO most people who have proper supervision don't need the video. So I know I wouldnt risk my boys to learning from a video.

    How many of these things have sold, compared to the average video?
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    You know all those viagra spams you get?

    Iron crotch is a good seller, yes. Sex sells, as they say, even though Iron Crotch has very little to do with sex, or at least our video doesn't address the sexual aspect of this practice. Iron Crotch is our biggest 'cross-over' title, meaning that we get significant publicity out of it in venues outside of the martial arts. I even got interviewed by Penthouse on this very subject (note that Penthouse is one of the highest paying periodicals in the business today).

    Now, I worked on that video doing the narration. I'd argue that a lot of people buying our videos, buy them not to train, but often just to see them. That's probably the case with Iron Crotch. There is a long period of qigong preparation training before you get to hanging. I learned from that video, even if I don't train in it. It broadened my knowledge of other practices, and that's always a good thing.

    There are about 20-some odd ads on our topmost banner, all in random rotation. If you're getting the Iron Crotch banner every thrid time, either you're just noticing it more or the universe is trying to tell you something.

    Get your iron crotch here
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    frankly, I'm a bit uncomfortable with the whole supervision thing. I don't want anyone watching. Who does the supervising? Is she wearing leather? Are there whips involved? (It's perfectly alright, son. I used to be a priest)
    What about distance learning? Do people send videos of them doing things to themselves with weights and various parts of their lower extremeties? (well, yeah, I know people do that, but I never knew I could get graded on it.In fact there's this place in the city....))
    There should be a website-RateMyIronCrotch.com

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    TT,

    If you're looking for some supervision, go surf the web, find a site called Craigslist(you all know it) and go to Services...erotic. People specialize in iron crotch I think...
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    They used to practice in a room nearby

    GM Tu sublets a space next to our office in our building. For a while, they would all practice in our fax/color printer room (which is now the office of our IT guy). Anyway, we'd hear them grunting and slapping themselves and it was rather distracting, especially for me trying to write.

    To my knowledge, no one has sent GM Tu a 'correspondence' video. That would be very amusing....
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