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    What is your favorite Kung Fu joke or comedy?

    I have been laughing with Stephen Chow in his movies since the 1990's.

    People do not know that in each of his movies, there is a legendary or not real style featured.

    There is a one called A flying god in the sky or Tian Wai Fei Xian. This style only existed in novels or did it? He acted as a imperial bodyguard number 8 or A Ba for short. It is the same sound as father in Chinese. He was no good in Kung Fu, but he got the book and studied it. He also put a character dressed like an Alien. So Tian Wai Fei Xian means ET?

    The movies was called Da Ming Nei Tan or imperial spy from Ming.

    Shaolin soccer is about Shaolin kicking, light step, iron head, iron clothes and Qin Na Shou etc. They used the skills against the steroid pumped team. The soccer is only a backdrop or a stage.

    Kung Fu Hustle actually featured the Buddha Palm or Ru Lai Fo Zhang. This style is legendary or is it? The streets and gang stories are only a stage or backdrop. What he tried to tell is a story about the Buddha Palm. The legend said it a palm from the sky. The toad headbutt is called Tong Tian Din or push upward to the sky.

    In the end of the movie, the high person disguised as a beggar showed the girl more boxing books of more styles. So the question is which style will be featured in his next movie.

    What is your favorite Kung Fu joke or comedy?

    Last edited by SPJ; 05-02-2005 at 12:15 PM.

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    What is your favorite Kung Fu joke or comedy?

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    What is your favorite Kung Fu joke or comedy?

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    I've always been a fan of Stephen Chow, hence my handle SaekSan (God of Cookery) my favorite of his.

    One of my favorite lines from that movie is:

    "the folding chair is ranked highest among the seven weapons!"

    Also his super strong right arm in Fists of Fury '91, the "Beggar Style" in King of Beggars and the "Fire and Wind Wheel" from Love on Delivery.

    He always has a little funny homage to Bruce Lee in his films.

    Stephen Chow Hou Yeah!!

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    Here is a link:

    Zhou Xing Chi

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    Favorite kung fu joke?

    Tai chi

    2nd favorite: Wing Chun community

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    How about an actual joke?

    So, I was walking through the park the other day at lunch and I come across this Taiji guy getting mugged. I would have stuck around to see how the fight turned out...but I only had an hour for lunch. (rimshot)

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    What do you get by practicing Tai Chi Chuan (insert any ma name here)?

    Made fun of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPJ
    Kung Fu Hustle actually featured the Buddha Palm or Ru Lai Fo Zhang. This style is legendary or is it?
    ru lai fo zhang is a famous hk martial art comic series from the 80s. The first 80+ issues were a re-write of Jin yong's "Yi tian tu long ji", it substituted "jiu yang shen gong" with "ru lai shen zhang". then, the author ad lib for the next 400 some more issues.

    http://www.ivan-ho.com/yuklong/80_files/t-palm.jpeg
    http://www.ivan-ho.com/yuklong/80_files/t-palmus.jpeg
    chinese links
    http://www.ivan-ho.com/yuklong/80.htm
    dazed and confused

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    q. What's the difference between Kung-fu and Kung pow chicken ?


    a. Kung-fu takes hard work
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    A buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says: "make me one with everything".

    part II---

    Monk pays the vendor with a twenty dollar bill and gets his hotdog. after eating it, he says to the vendor: "Hey I gave you a twenty, where's my change?"

    To which the hotdog vendor replies:

    "Change comes from within"

    bada boom tisshhhhh.
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    Thumbs up

    Yi Tian Tu Long Ji is one of my favorite, too.

    But I like Ce Diao Yin Xiong Zhuan better.

    Here is a link to a video made by China TV corps.

    Yi Tian Tu Long Ji
    Last edited by SPJ; 05-04-2005 at 07:39 AM.

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    A billion Chinese can't all be wong.

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