sheesh, must be nice to have jobs where you don't do any real work.
"250 chair set up"
Take 250 metal folding chair and set them up in 10 rows of 25.
{about chair 120}
oh, wait, they just called and need those chairs set up in a different room in another building 300 yds away, and they moved the meeting up by 30 minutes so we now only have 10 minutes to break 120 chairs down, move them across campus and set them all up again.
I do however have a one-handed-whip-action-fajing-thingie where i pick the chair up and snap it open and set it down with one hand
"George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."
"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
"Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"
It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"