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    Lance Armstrong, bringin'it for the US

    Lance Armstrong 0\/\/n5.

    That's all.
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    Those guys are incredible athletes...that's for sure.
    I heard a factoid the other day that ANY of those world class bike guys' heart is capable of pumping way more blood per second than a gas station pump can of deliver to a refueling vehicle.
    Keep it simple, stupid.

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    Lance Roxors.. not only does he own France, he's datin' a Sheryl Crowe.



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    Lance Armstrong wins Tour De France!

    In other news, sun rises in east, water remains wet.
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    Thumbs up

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    Hes a hell of an athlete shame he did not pick a more interesting sport, cycling for fu.cks sake is more boring than watching american football!

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    Too bad that the European's that spat on him during the stages of the race weren't Richard Simmons slapped by bystanders.
    Ok, I was going to say b!tch slapped but Richard Simmons owned that cage fighter!.
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    marion jones

    How about Marion Jones and her husband(s) who won many Olympic gold medals and hold many world records?

    The Europeans are surely envy of them.

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    I'm sorry,please forgive me. What does that have to do with Europeans spitting on Lance?
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    That's the question every American should be asking. Why do the Europeans and the rest of the world spit on America?

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    Boo hoo

    Lance dominated the tour.

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    ...for the 6th time, yes.

    And yeah dude, almost EVERYTHING is boring compared to Football. Gotcha.

    I am talking about football, not soccer, which I heard on the Jim Rome show, is 'a communist sport, designed by communists to control the people...'

    In our country it's mainly kids & flipboys that get into soccer...er, "European football"



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    they were talking about this on Stern this morning and Fred Norris played a sample of someone saying "Who gives a crap"
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    bd -- as much as i like american football, it's pretty **** boring most of the time. a three-hour broadcast of 60 minutes of game time, most of which is simply the clock counting down between tackles and snaps. that's probably the main reason for instant replay -- not because we really NEED to see a play from a different angle, but because we'd turn the channel too easily. plays fall between 3 and 10 seconds, followed by 20-40 seconds of time between plays, supplemented by time outs, delays, measuring, etc.

    this is why the only appropriate place to watch such football is at a sports bar with the buds. cause that way, between plays, you can look at a different tv showing a different game, or order some nachos, etc.
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