Attention: Blooming Lotus!

[CaptinPickAxe]

Dude, I'd pay here 10Gs a week to wear a bag over her head. Sweet jesus, even satanic Carol looks better than that...*shutter*

[Toby]

This is a murky field that I've avoided for months (dunno why ). But hell, she posted the pic. She did say she was offered $10,000 a week to model. Even though they're Aussie dollars, there is no way in the world someone who looked like that would get $10,000 a week. There are probably few models in Australia who would get $10,000 a week and they're household names (or faces). It's not as if I ever believed her story anyway but the pic didn't help her. Also, Vash keeps saying he'd Der. I wouldn't. My standards are obviously a fair bit higher than his. No more comments on looks, except I don't like painted women.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i was about to post about the model thing until i thought about how many faceless/breastless models are hired for the job simply because they are tall and thin.

a beautiful face and a nice rack only detract from the clothing being advertised.

do i think she was offered any amount of money ... i doubt it... but someone with her build (skinny with no tits or face to remember) could certainly do the job.

[edit] ... and if you don't agree with me forget about super models and take a look at most runway models. they are mostly a great set of legs, coupled with a great stomach and very nice ass, and a very forgetable (sometimes weird) face and no tits.

[T'ai Ji Monkey]

GDA.

You speak true there.

AFAIK, most of those models don't earn a weekly fee but are rather paid one sum per job which can be anything from a few hours to a few days.

Not doubting that she was offered a job as a model, but the AUD10.000 per week seems too high.

BTW, I have known a few Biker chicks that ended up modeling.

[Toby]

No, she said she was offered $10,000 a week to model for Ralph magazine. Faces and racks are important for Ralph . It's a soft porn mag with losts of "blokey" articles (cars, boats, sport, humour, etc) interspersed with pictorials of models, B-grade actresses, etc. The odd nipple here and there, but mostly scantily-clad models. I don't think they'd have regular models on the books that get $10,000 a week. Variety is the spice of life . Like Playboy, Penthouse, etc, they'd have featured models every issue then a model of the year or whatever.

BTW, my brother-in-law's girlfriend recently earned AUD$80,000 for a job in Europe. She has a gimmick, though - an identical twin who also models. Also, it's not like it's a weekly thing - it was a one-off job. She did a similar thing last year apparently. So I believe in high figures being possible, just not for BL.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

No, she said she was offered $10,000 a week to model for Ralph magazine.

oh i missed that. i stand by what i said, but that's different.

[Serpent]

She'd be loving all this attention.

If we weren't all saying what a lying, ugly sack of sh!t she really is.

[The Willow Sword]

Where is this "Pic" of blooming Lotus at? WOuld someone post it so that i could see for myself?

i have been laughing so hard at all of this ,, i want to see what all the hype is about

Thanks in advance,,,TWS

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by The Willow Sword
Where is this "Pic" of blooming Lotus at? WOuld someone post it so that i could see for myself?

i have been laughing so hard at all of this ,, i want to see what all the hype is about

Thanks in advance,,,TWS

me too. i want to see what the hype is about.

[Gangsterfist]

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words. Well, I saw the pic and the funniest thing to me was the word "abs" written on it and what looked like an arrow pointing to her stomach which was covered up by her little girl.

I am definately not one to judge so I will refrain from any bashing, or debunking.

What is funny is Blooming Lotus has become an internet legend. We all talk about her and we are all so curiouis to whom she really is. This reminds me of a neighborhood kid I know. He lies constantly, isn't all there (he seriously has some sort of mental problem), does crazy things, etc. I don't mean jackazz crazy, I mean like messed up makes no sense crazy.

However, people in other towns know this kid. Bands traveling through have heard about him. He is an urban legend. I can't say that I can stand being around him a lot, but its crazy to how well people know him.

In a way I think this kid is cool because he is pretty unique. Plus the fact that people from out of state have heard of his shennanigins (sp?) cracks me up even more. Some people just need attention I suppose. This thread is doing just that.

I must admit I am also very curious to whom BL really is, what is her training back ground, and so forth.

So come on BL, post up a recent pic, post the names of your coaches/sifu/senei etc, and tell us the truth about you. At this point coming clean would be a good idea, and I don't think anyone would really hold it against you. I mean you have entertained us for a while now.

[The Willow Sword]

Here she is.

[Vash]

Originally posted by Toby
Vash keeps saying he'd Der. I wouldn't. My standards are obviously a fair bit higher than his.

Well, if we ignore my more recent relationships, then yeah, you they probably are.

If, however, you take a look at my past few relationships, then I think you could agree I've actually grown a good taste in da wimminz.

But seriously, I'm still a little messed up from my last breakup, plus injuries and the like, so I'm willing to compromise for a little bit.

[KC Elbows]

Clearly, she's not gonna have time to answer this. She's very busy right now breast feeding a herd of starving baby sheep, and she's gotta lot of work to do if she's gonna get that "mental health/cognitive development/nanotechnology engineering" postgrad work in time to shape the future for all those lesser beings out there. I for one have no doubt that she's already enlightened, a true boddhisatva, though not so much the Laughing Buddha, perhaps more the "Sneeringly Condascending Buddha".

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i think that was the very first time willow sword has made me laugh in all my years here. it was only a chuckle, but still.

[Kristoffer]

BL is very elusive in her posting style. I doubt she will even answer this thread at all. For what it's worth, I don't really care if she's 'real' or not. Frankly, there are bigger attention whores on KFO than BL.