JWTaylor: "Hey, everybody! Did you miss me?"
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JWTaylor: "Hey, everybody! Did you miss me?"
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
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JWT -- "mmmm, hot dog."
african tiger -- *insert anything here*
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
Junior Member
hey now
you wouldnt be making fun of us hicks now would ya.lol
THE ONLY THING NECESSARY FOR EVIL TO TRIUMPH IS FOR THE GOOD TO DO NOTHING.
Too funky for myself
*sigh*Originally posted by Water Dragon
Apowen: No merryprankster, I will NOT put on the wedding dress with the little frilly things on it and practice passing guard with you.
In point of fact, I did say "no."
You've probably seen the film footage of the resulting "negotiations."
When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.
Loud City
I was going to save the news until after my competition gi with my name stitched across the butt and "Hair Warrior" stitched across the shoulders came in.masterkiller -- "sweet! i've finally made the big-time. team paul mitchell, here i come!"
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Originally Posted by David Jamieson
Loud City
UFC Color Commentator -- "I don't know what happened. Royce was doing fine against themeecer until that vicious bite to the jugular."
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Daper Dan Man
LMAO. Great thread!Originally posted by MasterKiller
UFC Color Commentator -- "I don't know what happened. Royce was doing fine against themeecer until that vicious bite to the jugular."
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The dreaded bite out!
Meatshake- "I'm having problems sleeping. Does anyone know of any home remedies to this problem? Also, my appetite has just dissapeared, and I'm watching the Cheech and Chong movie, but I'm just not getting it."
Design Sifu and/or Chang Style Novice- "I have no link for that."
Gene- "I wish I could help you meatshake, but I'm having the exact same problem. Nylon rope forever!"
Xebs- "I wish multiple id's were possible on this forum."
Volcano Admim- "Me too!"
And finally, the least likely to happen convo on this forum, Christopher M and GDA debating:
GDA: Kitten embryos are overrated.
CM: That's entirely subjective.
GDA: Maybe.
CM: Are you saying otherwise?
GDA: I'm saying they're chewy.[insert thread drift here]
I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons
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hopefully, someone gets the jwt hot dog reference. *crosses fingers*
sorry about breaking the news early, MK, but people were getting suspicious when you started practicing your "AYA" screams at work.
here's some more for good measure:
chen zhen -- "i never believed kristoffer when he said all these posts would get me the wimmins. now i can't even keep all their names straight!"
norther practitioner -- "i miss my roommates."
ryu -- "biotch was playin me fo a foo, so i kicked dat ho's ass to the curb."
evolutionfist -- "after all these countless hours of practice and effort, i hope sifu will finally let me into his most secret of classes: point sparring."
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
Mile High Playa
lol, yeah, I don't think that'll happen any time soon. I definitely don't miss the non-heat, non-ACed house where my dog wasn't allowed inside anymore and the non bill paying girlfriends of roommates.norther practitioner -- "i miss my roommates."
I'm surprised anyone remembers crap like that... thanks rtb.
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
Loud City
Truewrestler: "I didn't have time to post a link because I was working out."
Gene: "I suggest you visit WLE.com to see if they have the supplies you are looking for."
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Grand Pooba
Don't forget the frog belt of death.hopefully, someone gets the jwt hot dog reference. *crosses fingers*
Gene: We're really looking forward to 3 entire issues devoted only to Shaolin Do!
Gene part dux: I don't know Gigi, those animal style guys just look silly!
I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows
The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.
Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.
DM
People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene
Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.
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Felipo Bido turning Gangster.
Backbreaker admitting he's Serious Harm and loves Eminem.
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Right on MasterKiller. I'll have you know however that I have started training again
Aaaargh, I'm a Pirate
MonkeySlap Too:
"Knives? No, I don't like 'em. Too brutal and vicious for me."
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