since it's a new year, we need a new version of "things you won't read on kfm." add to the list as we go, but here's a start:
1. coach ross -- "i'm tired of all this bag and partner work. why can't i just go climb a mountain somewhere and practice my forms for a few months?"
2. sevenstar -- "stupid weights. all they ever do is fatten me up, slow me down and tighten my muscles. i should go practice my stances for a few hours."
3. merryprankster -- "lousy ******* had me in a near-perfect triangle, so i just reached back, gouged his eye and the ****er dropped like a sack of taters. i'm gonna hafta use that finger striking stuff more often."
4. water dragon -- "you know, tossing people ass-over-teakettle just doesn't appeal to me anymore. i think i'm going to to work on qigong for a while."
5. meat shake -- "ewwwwww, flan."
6. inic -- "yes, and i'd like supersized fries and a dr. pepper with that. to go, please."
7. ironfist -- "this all-salad diet is the best thing that's ever happened to me! i've never felt stronger."
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