"Never trust a man in a blue trenchcoat. Never drive a car when you're dead."
"Keep your @#$^!ing hands up."
"Make sure your chin stays the !@#% down!"
"Don't lean forward in the clinch."
witty misnomer
"Never trust a man in a blue trenchcoat. Never drive a car when you're dead."
"Keep your @#$^!ing hands up."
"Make sure your chin stays the !@#% down!"
"Don't lean forward in the clinch."
"Oh LORD, please spare our eyes"- Traditional Prayer before an English Singlestick Match
even if you win ...
settle, flow, root.
where's my beer?
even if you win ...
the best defence is not to be there.
where's my beer?
even if you win ...
one i read on kfo ... originally said by moneyslap2 and in someones sig i believe ....
position is stronger than strength and faster than speed.
where's my beer?
Master Of Gai Zao Quan
Know yourself better than anyone else.
Deal in reality, it's the only thing that's always here.
Never underestimate anyone.
Be like water.
"Repugnant is a creature that would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of it's fleeting time here." - Tool
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Don't pee on an electric fence
Take the path of least resistance
A lot of 'Confucious says...' comes to mind, but I'll leave those for another thread
"Try to use that one legged crane stance when 50 sumo wrestlers are all around you, and then your going to get sumoed." - Ralek
I crush things.
"position is stronger than strength and faster than speed."
Thats good. I like that.
Chin in. Elbows down
*smack* I said keep your elbows down.
*smack* they were up again.
Breath out when you hit the ground.
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
Aaaargh, I'm a Pirate
Go play with the Muay Thai guys, they get it.
I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon
I crush things.
dont be afraid to touch hands with people. (I mean anyone)
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
As felt in Braille Weekly
"keep your hands up!"
"move, move!"
"relax your shoulders"
"pick your opponent, don't let him pick you" (multiple opponent sparring)
"sink low...LOWER!" (stance/form/drill training)
"To learn a technique, you must practice it 50 times. To master it, you must perform it 5000 times."
"Throw someone who doesn't know how to fall, and he won't get up."
"It's better to move than to block."
Cut the tiny testicles off of both of these rich, out-of-touch sumbiches, crush kill and destroy the Electoral College, wipe clean from the Earth the stain of our corrupt politicians, and elect me as the new president. --Vash
Banned
"position is stronger than strength and faster than speed." Excellent!!!!!!
The inner circle is shorter than the outer circle.
Don't fight capital to captital.
Always ask your bigger brother for power (ie, don't use the tricep, bicep, use back/shoulder. Don't use back/shoulder, use hip and leg, foot)
Side-to-side blocking, up and down blocking, is like a windshield wiper -- the window still gets wet. Block like an umbrella.
Est. 1989
Sex makes babies-Greg Goulds
Shut up and train.
LUEsers unite
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