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    No I would not learn from a yak

    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Or what if this Yak was actually a Mack,
    trained by the late grandmaster of Animaniacs?
    Who practiced Tai Chi to 10,000 maniacs,
    but hated pacificsts
    and was considered a maniac?
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    But what if he said "Hello Nurse!"
    Just before being slapped with her purse?

    What about the 3 stooges?
    Could you learn from them?
    What they could teach you is a gem.

    I know they would kick you in the thigh
    Before poking you in the eye

    Now Mike Tyson, there's a real fighter
    He is famous for being an ear biter
    He is a double decker
    Compared to Hannibal Lecter
    I have a signature.

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    shut da **** up, already!
    jeez

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    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    yourself


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    I ****ing hate finnish hockey players. SERIOUSLY

    Can u say.... Assassination ?
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    "I ****ing hate finnish hockey players. SERIOUSLY"

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    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    lol


    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    From 1-5..............to 6-5.......Evolution of hockey.

    How do you do that?

    un

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    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    VICTORY!



    But Finland is extremly good... you had me on my toes!
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Den glider in...


    Brief analysis:
    We had somewhat "easy" goals,which caused them to lay back and Sweden simply forced itīs way trough false sense of security of Finland.
    Itīs unbelievable that you actually had your goalie out of the game as early as did,but hereīs the result (maybe Sweden should have taken their keeper off the game during the last minute and we might have had a change )
    This has happened before I guess,Sweden was better,even if it makes one bitter.
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    Most exciting game I've seen in YEARS to be honest.
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    hold kjaeftan din kjoetbulla-aetar

    Swedish is in reality just badly-pronounced danish. They're just too lasy to talk properly


    a scandinavian inside-joke..

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    And danish is a twisted mess.
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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