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    herb ox - not just bullion anymore

    Sifu of Design,

    Yes, you have figured out my (not so) secret identity...

    Are you referring to the "cover" the Lenape Brothers and I-self posed fo and then drew straws for the best copy? Are those files long gone?

    BTW - if you had any say on my "cover" appearance (with the brothers) slamming the log into Shi Guolin on the DVD's... Big Up & Thanks... otherwise, pls. give my thanks and praises to those who were involved

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    oh yeah...


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    heheh... that was such a Slammin' pict.

    ...er, Pun intended, I guess.

    I had some input, but that pic spoke for itself... it just had to be out to use... another case of being at the right place at the right time.

    Yeah, hung with the Bro's last November & it turned out their Mom gave away the cover pic... it's on my HD somewhere... I keep comming accross it every so often.

    So when are you & the little miss gonna be in the Bay area again?

    we should hang.

    but er... not like IRON CROTCH hang...
    Like how I swung that back on topic eh?

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    speaking of swinging...

    I fashioned a makeshift iron "hanger" out of a large eyebolt and a construction washer... I've got the sash, the silk "tie" and weights... but, do I really need the funny shorts to complete my 99 Power Practice?

    Now I just need the Video

    Hmm... seems like a gathering of the vibes is warranted! Perhaps a St. Patrick's day / full moon / equinox meeting???

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    Which cover were you on?
    I missed that

    DS***No...did not hear any screaming.

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    no workout today... keep an ear out tomorrow perhaps...

    OX... weekend of the 15th-16th could be a very suitable one for gathering... details later.

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    M'AM - On the cover of the ...Kungfu Qigong Magazine Gala Benefit Cover Masters' Exhibitions

    DS - Spread the word.

    peace to all

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    Speaking of Iron Crotch...

    ...here's a funny Iron Crotch story. A few weeks back we had an enormous spike in our www.MartialArtsMart.com page views. I mean enormous in an off-the-chart kind of way. What were they looking at? Iron crotch of course. Now here's the funny part. We traced the lead back to some Japanese porn site. It seems it was some passing reference on their site and everyone flocked to check us out. It gave us a peek into the magnitude of net porn. I mean, we run three sites here, the ezine , the retail store and our B2B site and we've never seen numbers like this. We knew porn was big on the net, but not that big. And to quote GM Tu himself "size matters."
    Gene Ching
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    Iron Crotch?

    I just saw the iron crotch add at the top of the page. My question is this, why the he!! would you put yourself through that?!?!?!
    A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
    ~Sima Qian

    Master pain, or pain will master you.
    ~PangQuan

    "Just do your practice. Who cares if someone else's practice is not traditional, or even fake? What does that have to do with you?"
    ~Gene "The Crotch Master" Ching

    You know you want to click me!!

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    whaddya think! to be bigger longer and harder!

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    yet dont knock it till you try it.

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    The real question is does it give you girth.

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    I was wondering that too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiraler
    whaddya think! to be bigger longer and harder!
    If you experience erections that last 4 hours or longer consult your physician immediately.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    there was an article on the iron crotch guy i the mag. aparantly he can teach it to women also
    A BJJ player and notorious pimp, Da Big Deezy, in the Crenshaw district tried to "raise up" and "slap a ho" ..... I impaled him with my retractible naginata. I wish there were more groundfighters in the world. They make my arsenal that much more deadly. - john takeshi

    LIKE FROG IN WELL LOOKING UP AT SKY,THINKING SEE ALL WORLD. - truthman

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