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  1. 10-30-2002, 02:53 PM #1
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    Happy B-Day JoeDoe

    Happy birthday amigo.
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    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
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    *golf clap*

    Adam Stanecki - Practitioner of common sense.

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  3. 10-30-2002, 03:35 PM #3
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    Not too much cake now, ya hear! (But as much beer as you like!)

    Hippo birdy, Ass Bandit.

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    don't you mean poop-shoot pirate?

    anyhoo, happy birthday joedoe!
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    Happy birthday, joedoe
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    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

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  6. 10-30-2002, 04:12 PM #6
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    Thanks guys. Much appreciated .

    Due to time differences, my birthday was actually yesterday, but I had a good one anyway . Work sucked but everything after was good.

    I didn't have too much cake - in fact I had no cake at all. I am celebrating my birthday with friends on the weekend, so I will do my cake eating then.

    I didn't even have a beer

    However, my girlfriend made a very nice dinner for me and I had a very relaxing night. Just what this tired 'old' 30 year old needs

    I did have ice cream though
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    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.
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  7. 10-30-2002, 04:17 PM #7
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    And for the record, here are all the homosexual euphemisms I can think of:

    arse bandit
    rectum raider
    poo puncher
    ring surfer
    poo miner
    poo driller
    driver of the pink bus in brown town
    butt plower

    More to come when I have a burst of inspiration Feel free to add your own.
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    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.
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    back door bandito?
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    joedoe

    Happy belated b-day, my pooter popper, rump ranger, crapper slapper, spelunker friend!
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    BTW, way to get your bday thread deleted, mate!

    And for anyone that's wondering, before the great KFO crash JoeDoe was known hereabouts as ABandit. Just so's you know!
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    happy belated birthday then joedoe !
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    Happy birthday, ABandit! Now, do you want your birthday spanking....?
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  13. 10-30-2002, 06:11 PM #13
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    Serpent: I want all evidence of my birthday erased. This way I can deny my advancing age without dispute

    Budokan: Only if you wear the gimp suit like you normally do
    cxxx[]:::::::::::>
    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.
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  14. 10-30-2002, 06:22 PM #14
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    LOL!

    Buddy, it's a deal!
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    Another 30 y.o. pillow-biter! We're done for.
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