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    Going to Elysian or Valhalla?

    Well?
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    Dave ain't here, man.

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    Wtf?

    it's Elysian, btw, I think.

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    Thanks Ironfist, wasnt paying attention.....
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    I just know cuz it's a Megadeth song. Elysian Fields.

    Rock on.

    IronFist
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    Nowhere in any description of Elysium have I found horing.

    The Viking "heaven" had wild feasts at night, where, just like here in Mithgard during their time, a warrior would "do battle" with a couple of fiery young wenches each night.

    Pretty hard to beat that.

    Mark me down for the Fire Fax Free and Frigg.

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    ellysium. i'd get fed up kicking the same arse (or getting my arse kicked by the same people) day in and day out. so valhalla's out.

    besides, if you go by the older norse myths, the valkyries aren't anything you ever want to meet. they got spruced up somewhere along the line, apparently. shortly after asgard hired a consultant to help them "improve client satisfaction." the result was what we'd all expected. hire beautiful people.

    ooh, hang on. my intravenous paxil drip seems to have fallen out... ah, that's better.

    where was i?


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    LOL @ Ap!

    JWT - Do texans die? If they do do they go anywhere or do thier souls stay in Texas?
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    Texans have souls?

    That should get the rioting started.

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    I lived in Lousiana for a while and I know for a fact they are harder to kill then a tick and harder to get rid of then a ****roach!
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    Are you talking about texans?

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    yep, or as they say in Texas, Yawp.
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    Valhalla, Elysium, that's so yesterday.

    Club DV8. Joe's Grill for after-hours.
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    Jasbourne, is that in Texas?
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    I like how in Valhalla they get to kill the same pig every night and spit roast him!!! The next day the pig comes back to life and it starts all over again. The pig even has a name!!!
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